All jokes
It's illegal to go onto someone's property, demand money that they might not have while wearing all black, and threaten horrible things if they don't pay.
But when the IRS does it, it's perfectly fine. HMMMMM . . .
I wish we were all aborted. <3
Penalties. Tap ins. Ghosting. Diving.
Long ago, the four lived together in harmony. Then, everything changed when the Germans attacked. Only Penaldo, master of all four elements, could stop them, but when his country needed him most, he vanished.
My sister said that if you go to a random person's door, the sister will all Waze open it.
It says in the Bible to only think about what’s pure and lovely... So I’ve been thinking about you all day long.
Memes
How cool is NASA?
Not cool at all.
If all the class are straight but you think that someone is hiding that he's gay, you're an investiGAYtor.
I will always remember my grandpa's last words after robbing a bank: "Oh, shit! The pigs are catching up!" But the cops did not kill him; he drove full speed off a cliff.
Kile: Hey, asshole! I bet you listen to trash 50 Cent! How about you get to quarters, listen to him! My favorite rapper is the best of all! How about you go eat a cracker, you parrot nose, fuck!
Remy: I'm... y-y... YOUR DUMBER THAN ANT! I BET YOUR FAVORITE RAPPER IS A CANDY RAPPER!!
Well, yo mama is fat, and when she loses weight, all the food that she has is hers, but the Africans get none.
What constellation has no hair at all?
Cancer.
What is red, white, and blue all over?
A dead cop.
Your hairline jokes are so bad that they make me want to rip all my hair out.
Dark jokes aren't funny... I can't see them at all.
"Jizzy jazz all over my ass."
A turtle was walking down the street when suddenly a snail came and robbed him. When the police came, they asked what happened. The turtle responded, "I don't know, it all happened so fast!"
I will give you all the fine chicks you want. Just dial this number: 313-974- tap that ass from Hooters strip club.
Why did the hobo go back to the future?
To stop himself from wasting all his money on a rigged casino machine.
Old people all ways get in the way some times don't they all ways to sloow when they are in front of you and make silly exsgouses dont they it is some times beyond a joke ! Lol
I lost all faith in humanity. I am moving to Uranus; it's really big. I might get lost.