What do you say after committing incest?
No Chromo!
What did the Alabama graduate say to the Tennessee graduate? "Welcome to McDonald's, may I take your order please?"
How do you make Alabama cookies? Put them in a big bowl and beat for three hours.
Did you hear that the governor's mansion in Alabama burned down? Almost took out the whole trailer park.
What do you call your brother in Alabama? Daddy
The sexual shout "Yes Daddy" probably originated in alabama
How do you circumcise someone from Alabama? Kick his sisters jaw
Name Something you practiced kissing on as a kid.
Sister SWEET HOME ALABAMA
So I hooked up with a girl at a party, but I forgot that it was a family reunion. (SWEET HOME ALABAMA STARTS PLAYING
I was in Alabama last year. I walked into a store and noticed a couple kissing eachother and I said excuse where is the bathroom and the man said right over there. I went into the bathroom and then heard the girl say "Dad I have to go to school soon"
Necrophilia in Alabama is fun for the whole family even grandma.
your mom gay
What do you call a white girl that can run faster than her brothers? The redneck virgin.
