How does an Alabama mother know when her daughter is on her period?
She can taste the blood off her son’s cock!
Alabama Jokes
What do you call a virgin from Alabama? An orphan.
When I say, "Daddy," my stepbrother raises his head.
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to get to the other side and see his friend...
Ancestry.com is spelled with an “I” in Alabama.
Why did the cow go to space? To go to the moon.
If you get a divorce with your husband, does that still mean you’re siblings?
When are you from Alabama? You know!!! 🐩
My sister and I were hanging out when she opened her drawer and pulled out 3 condoms and said, "Pick one."
Florida: Homemade Taco Stand.
California: Homemade Lemonade Stand.
Alabama: Homemade Abortion Stand.
You'll never be lonely at cousinsonly.com.
When you ask your sister if she wanna smash, but then she grabs the Switch.
Most states:
"It's ok, it won't be awkward. We're still friends."
Alabama:
"She didn't wanna be my girlfriend anymore. But she said she'll still be my sister."
Haha, you're gay!
Daughter: Where was I born?
Dad: Alabama.
Daughter: That is nice.
Mum: We have never been to Alabama.
Dad: RUN!
Sometimes I wish my gf was here, that way we could have some fun in my bed. Then I realize she's right across the hall. (SWEET HOME ALABAMA)!!
Best friend: Dude, your sister is hot, I'd hit that.
Me: Already did. SWEET HOME ALABAMA
Two girls have a sleepover.
Karen: Let's go to bed.
Lauren: Fine, but it's early.
*Karen wakes up and exits room*
*Lauren hears noise*
Mikey: You're so much better than my girlfriend, Karen.
Lauren: *laughs*
Lauren: *remembers her boyfriend is Karen's brother, Mikey*
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Alabama.
Alabama who?
Alabama your cousin.
How did the guy greet his wife?
"Howdy, sister!"
