When I say daddy my step brother raise his head
Why did the chicken cross the road Be- cause he wanted to get to the other side and see his friend...
Ancestry.com is spelt with an “I” in Alabama.
Why did the cow go to space ?to go to the moon
If you get a divorce with your husband, does that still mean you’re siblings?
When from Alabama? You know!!! 🐩
my sister and I were hanging out when she opened her drawer and pulled out 3 condoms and said "pick one"
Florida: Homemade Taco Stand
California: Homemade Lemonade Stand
Alabama: Homemade Abortion Stand
you'll never be lonely at cousinsonly.com
When you ask your sister if she wanna smash, but then she grabs the Switch.
Most states:
"It's ok, it won't be awkward. We're still friends."
Alabama:
"She didn't wanna be my girlfriend anymore. But she said she'll still be my sister."
haha you're gay
daughter:where was i born Dad:Alabama daughter :that is nice mum:We have never been to Alabama Dad:RUN
Sometimes i wish my gf was here that way we could have some fun in my bed, the I realize she's right across the hall. (SWEET HOME ALABAMA)!!
Best friend: dude your sister is hot i’d Hit that
Me: already did SWEEETT HOMMEE ALABAMA
Two girls have a sleepover.
Karen: Let's go to bed. Lauren:Fine, but it's early. *Karen wakes up and exits room" *Lauren hears noise* Mikey: Your so much better than my girlfriend Karen. Lauren: *laughs* Lauren: *remembers her boyfriend is Karen's brother Mikey*
Knock knock who’s there Alabama Alabama who ALABAMA YOUR COUSIN
how did the guy greet his wife howdy sister
Teacher: *Reads mythological story about a cyclops
Me: Does he have one eye cause he's from an incestual family in Alabama?
How do people in Alabama get circumcised? you knee your sisters jaw...
