Alabama jokes
In Alabama... How do you know your sister is having periods? Your dad's penis tastes like blood.
You know how you mine and craft in Minecraft, and you chat in VR in VR Chat, but what do you do in Alabama?
So I was at home, and I went to take a shower, and I accidentally walked in on my brother having sex with some girl. So I left. A couple minutes later, I needed my headphones to listen to music, so I asked my mom where she was. She told me she was in the shower. Our house only has one bathroom. Sweet home Alabama.
What is the difference between your girlfriend and your sister?
They're both "sweet home Alabama."
Q. How does a girl from Alabama know when her mom is on the rag?
A. She can taste it on her brother's cock.
What has 50 legs but can't walk?
25 disabled children.
How does an Alabama mother know when her daughter is on her period?
She can taste the blood off her son’s cock!
What do you call a virgin from Alabama? An orphan.
When I say, "Daddy," my stepbrother raises his head.
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to get to the other side and see his friend...
Ancestry.com is spelled with an “I” in Alabama.
Why did the cow go to space? To go to the moon.
If you get a divorce with your husband, does that still mean you’re siblings?
When are you from Alabama? You know!!! 🐩
My sister and I were hanging out when she opened her drawer and pulled out 3 condoms and said, "Pick one."
Florida: Homemade Taco Stand.
California: Homemade Lemonade Stand.
Alabama: Homemade Abortion Stand.
You'll never be lonely at cousinsonly.com.
When you ask your sister if she wanna smash, but then she grabs the Switch.
Most states:
"It's ok, it won't be awkward. We're still friends."
Alabama:
"She didn't wanna be my girlfriend anymore. But she said she'll still be my sister."
Haha, you're gay!