Alabama jokes

How do you circumcise someone from Alabama?

Kick his sister's jaw.

GF: What did you use as kissing when you were little?

Me: My sister.

SWEET HOME ALABAMAA

Name something you practiced kissing on as a kid.

Sister. SWEET HOME ALABAMA!

So, I hooked up with a girl at a party, but I forgot that it was a family reunion.

(SWEET HOME ALABAMA STARTS PLAYING)

I was in Alabama last year. I walked into a store and noticed a couple kissing each other, and I said, "Excuse me, where is the bathroom?" The man said, "Right over there." I went into the bathroom and then heard the girl say, "Dad, I have to go to school soon."

Necrophilia in Alabama is fun for the whole family, even grandma.

Your mom gay.

What do you call a white girl that can run faster than her brothers?

The redneck virgin.