Did you hear about the bisexual from Alabama? He can't decide whether to fuck his brother or his sister.
Family feud after finding out about Alabama
Jack and Jill went up a hill his condom ripped and now they are from Alabama
I had morning wood one day then my sister saw and said I can help
I went to my girlfriends house one day in Alabama when I met her brother he said well I guess there’s no more you stuck in the dryer
Why in Alabama people don't use doggy style.... Cuz u don't turn back to your family
there are 2 types of people in Alabama the orphans and the incest's
Why do orphans become criminals? To know what it’s like to be Wanted.
Why are orphans bad at poker? They don’t know what a full house is.
I saw a child crying yesterday so I asked him where his parents were. Bad move. I got fired from my job at the orphanage.
What do you call an orphan’s family reunion? Me time.
Did you know? The letter ‘f’ in orphan stands for family.
What is an orphan’s least favorite song? We are Family.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite tv show? Family Guy.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite movie? Meet the Parents.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite type of music? House.
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What’s an orphan’s least favorite store? Home Depot.
What’s an orphan’s favorite band? Foster the People.
What do you call a virgin from Alabama? An orphan.
Where do orphan chickens end up? Foster Farms
What beer do orphans drink? Foster’s.
Why do orphans have water with their cereal? Because their dad never came back with the milk.
What do you call a fish with no parents? An orfin
Why do orphans like playing tennis? Because it’s the only love they get.
Me: Are you an orphan? Orphan: Yes, what gave me away? Me: Your parents.
One day I meet a blind guy and I said you should see Mt Cheaha
Why is reverse cowgirl banned in Alabama? Because you should never turn your back on family.
joe mama is very cool9 sweet home alabama starts )
You know that you fuck better then dad? I know, mom say that too. (Tipical Alabama Family)
In Alabama...How do you know your sister is having periods? Your dad's penis tastes like blood
You know how you mine and craft in minecraft, and you chat in Vr in Vr chat, but what do you do in Alabama?
So I was at home, and I went to take a shower, and I accidentally walked in on my brother having sex with some girl. So I left. A couple minutes later, I needed my headphones to listen to music, so I asked my mom where she was. She told me she was in the shower. Our house only has one bathroom. Sweet home Alabama.
What is the difference between you're girlfriend and you're sister
There both sweet home Alabama
Q. How does a girl from Alabama know when her mom is on the rag?
A. She can taste it on her brother's cock.
What has 50 legs but cant walk??
25 disabled children
How does an Alabama mother know when her daughter is on her period? She can taste the blood off her son’s cock!
What do you call a virgin from Alabama? An orphan.
