Alabama gene pools are so shallow, when they freeze over, it's just snow.
What song can't orphans sing?
"Sweet Home Alabama."
Did you hear about the bisexual from Alabama? He can't decide whether to fuck his brother or his sister.
Family feud after finding out about Alabama.
Jack and Jill went up a hill his condom ripped and now they are from Alabama
I had morning wood one day. Then my sister saw it and said, "I can help!"
I went to my girlfriend's house one day in Alabama when I met her brother. He said, "Well, I guess there's no more you stuck in the dryer."
Why in Alabama people don't use doggy style... Cuz you don't turn your back to your family.
There are two types of people in Alabama: the orphans and the incests.
Why do orphans become criminals? To know what it’s like to be wanted.
Why are orphans bad at poker? They don’t know what a full house is.
I saw a child crying yesterday, so I asked him where his parents were. Bad move. I got fired from my job at the orphanage.
What do you call an orphan’s family reunion? Me time.
Did you know? The letter ‘f’ in orphan stands for family.
What is an orphan’s least favorite song? We Are Family.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite TV show? Family Guy.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite movie? Meet the Parents.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite type of music? House.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite store? Home Depot.
What’s an orphan’s favorite band? Foster the People.
What do you call a virgin from Alabama? An orphan.
Where do orphan chickens end up? Foster Farms.
What beer do orphans drink? Foster’s.
Why do orphans have water with their cereal? Because their dad never came back with the milk.
What do you call a fish with no parents? An orfin.
Why do orphans like playing tennis? Because it’s the only love they get.
Me: Are you an orphan? Orphan: Yes, what gave me away? Me: Your parents.
One day I met a blind guy and I said, "You should see Mt. Cheaha!"
Why is reverse cowgirl banned in Alabama? Because you should never turn your back on family.
"Joe Mama is very cool. Sweet Home Alabama starts."
You know that you f**k better than dad?
I know, mom says that too. (Typical Alabama Family)
In Alabama...How do you know your sister is having periods? Your dad's penis tastes like blood
You know how you mine and craft in Minecraft, and you chat in VR in VR Chat, but what do you do in Alabama?
So I was at home, and I went to take a shower, and I accidentally walked in on my brother having sex with some girl. So I left. A couple minutes later, I needed my headphones to listen to music, so I asked my mom where she was. She told me she was in the shower. Our house only has one bathroom. Sweet home Alabama.
What is the difference between your girlfriend and your sister?
They're both "sweet home Alabama."
Q. How does a girl from Alabama know when her mom is on the rag?
A. She can taste it on her brother's cock.
What has 50 legs but can't walk?
25 disabled children.
