How did a man know his wife died?
Dishis start piling up.
African Jokes
My mom told me that Africans don't have food, so I shipped my fat-ass brother.
What are Africans composed of?
99% Coca-Cola.
Why did the white girl come back from Africa?
Because there was no water for her to drink. I'm black.
Yo mama so fat that if she didn't eat for a day, there would be enough food to feed Africans for 500 years.
German XP farms: Train carrying chained guys.
American XP farms: Walking up to a school with a gun.
African XP farms: Cotton field.
Why is the bottom of the ocean so dark?
Because the Africans couldn't swim.
I'm holding an African themed party tomorrow. There is no food, and the drinks are 10 miles away!
Three rednecks, Billy, Joe, and John, are talking about their hobbies. They agree on shooting. John says, "I like shooting animals." Joe says, "I like shooting birds." Billy says, "I like shooting cans." Joe and John ask, "What kind of cans, like bear cans, Pepsi cans, or cola cans?" Billy responds, "Africans, Mexicans, Jamaicans, and Asian Americans."
Did you know Africans don’t have to be black?
What was the African kid with water called...? The lucky one. 😭😭
What are Africans' favorite game to play? Hungry hippos.
Today I feel Qatari. Today I feel Arab. Today I feel African. Today I feel gay. Today I feel disabled. Today I feel a migrant worker.
How do you cause an African parade?
You just carry a water bottle around and hold it up!
What is the difference between white people and Africans? The white people watch "The Hunger Games," the Africans live it.
What's the difference between white people and Africans?.... The white people get water.
African Kid: "Mom, can we have water?"
Mom: "Sure, it's in the house."
African Kid: *Goes to the fridge and opens the door searching for cold water*
The fridge: ERROR 404 Water Not Found
Well, yo mama is fat, and when she loses weight, all the food that she has is hers, but the Africans get none.
Black humor is when you ask water to African people.
My friend told me to name a country in Africa.
So I said, "Hungry."
