Adult content jokes

What’s the difference between Disney+ and P*rnhub?

Disney+ wants you to hate your stepmother.

Why do people watch hentai?

Because they are as fake as pornstars are.

How are boobs and toys similar?

Both were originally made for kids, but dads usually end up playing with them.

Porn.

My neighbor's daughter gave me a three-course meal last night:

Starters - role play and stripping.

Main course - Reverse Cowgirl.

Dessert - Blowy.