Adult content jokes

Q: What's an orphan's favorite porn site?

A: Motherless.

My neighbor's daughter gave me a three-course meal last night:

Starters - role play and stripping.

Main course - Reverse Cowgirl.

Dessert - Blowy.

What’s the difference between Disney+ and P*rnhub?

Disney+ wants you to hate your stepmother.

Why do people watch hentai?

Because they are as fake as pornstars are.

Porn.

How are boobs and toys similar?

Both were originally made for kids, but dads usually end up playing with them.

Have you ever seen that weird ad that pops up at the bottom: sexy Russian babes looking for men older than 30, and they're 18, so is it a reverse pedo? Oh well.

For pedophiles, watching teen porn must be like watching mature porn.

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Pornhub suggesting me MILF on Mother's Day...

Yeah man, you watch Pornhub, and you have premium too, but at least I don't need Premium to see your mom in bed.