Adult content jokes

What’s the difference between Disney+ and P*rnhub?

Disney+ wants you to hate your stepmother.

Why do people watch hentai?

Because they are as fake as pornstars are.

How are boobs and toys similar?

Both were originally made for kids, but dads usually end up playing with them.

Porn.

My neighbor's daughter gave me a three-course meal last night:

Starters - role play and stripping.

Main course - Reverse Cowgirl.

Dessert - Blowy.

Q: What's an orphan's favorite porn site?

A: Motherless.

I almost got caught watching porn. My mom got the bill for the account, but luckily dad had my back. I mean, we do use the same account.

I don’t know what’s worse: Finding bucket loads of porn on my dad’s laptop, or finding out he was in all of them.

Pedophiles are fucking immature assholes.

Pedophiles are fucking immature assholes.

What do pedophiles and a SpongeBob intro have in common?

Are you ready kids?