Adult content jokes

My neighbor's daughter gave me a three-course meal last night:

Starters - role play and stripping.

Main course - Reverse Cowgirl.

Dessert - Blowy.

How are boobs and toys similar?

Both were originally made for kids, but dads usually end up playing with them.

What’s the difference between Disney+ and P*rnhub?

Disney+ wants you to hate your stepmother.

Why do people watch hentai?

Because they are as fake as pornstars are.

Porn.