Adult content jokes
Q: What's an orphan's favorite porn site?
A: Motherless.
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My neighbor's daughter gave me a three-course meal last night:
Starters - role play and stripping.
Main course - Reverse Cowgirl.
Dessert - Blowy.
How are boobs and toys similar?
Both were originally made for kids, but dads usually end up playing with them.
What’s the difference between Disney+ and P*rnhub?
Disney+ wants you to hate your stepmother.
Why do people watch hentai?
Because they are as fake as pornstars are.
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