Adoption jokes
What's the difference between an apple and a child?
The apple gets picked.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan? Apples get picked. Orphans don't.
What does an orphan call a family photo?
A wishlist.
What do you call an orphan if every other orphan gets picked?
Someone: Ugly?
Me: No, trick question, they are still an orphan.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
If you have anger problems, hit an orphan, because who are they going to tell? Not their parents.
Why can't orphans be gay?
They don't have a closet to come out of.
Dad and Mom: -takes one look at Child-
Dad and Mom: "We don't want him."
Orphan: And I took that, personally.
Why are orphans so happy on Christmas? Because they might get a family.
What's an orphan's least favorite store?
Family Dollar.
I donated a computer to the orphanage...
It didn’t have a motherboard.
Girl: Hey.
Orphan: Hi.
Girl: Wanna be friends?
Orphan: Sure.
Girl: Ok, and go ask your parents if we can have a sleep over.
What is an orphan's favorite movie? Hint, not Home Alone. It's actually Batman, 'cause they are 50% the same as him.
How are apples and orphans different?
Apples get picked.
How are Tinder and orphans alike?
You swipe left till you find the one you like.
What can an elevator do that an orphan’s parents can’t?
The elevator can raise a family.
What was the ONLY difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apples got picked.
Why can't orphans go big? When you go big, it's considered family size.
What's the difference between apples and orphans?
Apples get picked.
Why does an orphan hate the ending of Finding Nemo?
Nemo goes back to his father.