When you realize your friend is standing next to you is adopted and narrates everything he does
I dressed up as Darth Vader at a orphanage and said I am ur father
Why do orphans hate dad jokes? They never return
Mom:lets have an adoption party! Kid:cries Mom:what’s wrong? Kid:IM ADOPTED????
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dad: want to go to the park kid:sure dad:come on kid:why are we at the orphanige dad:go in
Why don’t orphans like baseball???
They have no home to run to
What film do orphans hate Instant family
YO LIFE so miserable the adoption center wouldnt sell you just give you away
Poles are as strait as adopted kids parents
What do you call a Sad Depressed Artist? Anything But Cows of Woe.
I adopted a dog. its gone now. At least homeless people in china are not starving.
kid: #1: You're adopted. kid#2: At least they wanted me. kid #1: Did your real parents want you?
What do Helen Keller and orphans have in common? neither of them can see or hear their parents
maybe we should stoptalking about orphans there parents will get ma...... oh wait
Why do orphans have s3x?
To call someone daddy
What's something an orphan likes but doesn't have it?
A family
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Isn't it sad that orphans are only allowed self raising flours Orphan-👁👄👁
Do you know why orphans can't get married? Because they will never get their parents' blessing.
