Adoption jokes
Ligma.
Balls.
Dad: "Honey, I'll be right back. I need to get some papers."
Me: "Okay." *Falls asleep.*
*Wakes up in an adoption center.*
Damn, it was those kind of papers.
Who comes when an orphan gets married? They are allowed back in family restaurants, but when I go in alone, I'm not allowed. I have some parents, for God's sake!
Alex: Dad, can we get me a little brother from the orphanage?
Dad: Sure, Alex!
Dad: We're here!
Orphanage manager: Alex! You are so big now!
Alex: Dad, what is she talking about?!
Should be good night and walk walk home.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
Do you think we should ask the orphan's parents' permission?
Wait... nevermind.
What is the same thing between apples and orphans?
Apples actually get picked.
How come Christmas is one time? Because it is so nice!
I once saw an orphan... I decided to ask them a simple question... "Hey! Where is your family?"
They didn't reply.
I kept asking them. They started crying. I started laughing. They ran away...
Wanna see a joke? Open the front-facing camera.
tbh, I was not even talking to you guys. I was talking to the funny jokes about Ariana, and people were saying she was adopted, so, tbh, fuck off!
An orphan uses a family bathroom, and when he comes out, he gets told, "This is a family bathroom."
My mom said, "Why did I adopt you?"
I said, "Because the other three were mistakes."
Poles are as straight as adopted kids' parents.
Why do people adopt orphans?
They get cash.
Will someone play Roblox Adopt Me with me?
Why do orphans love chips?
Because every bag of chips is family size.
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "You're." "You're who?" "You're adopted!"
*P.O.V orphan wanting to go on school trip/camp*
Teacher: “Can I have your parent's signature? It isn’t filled out.”
Orphan: “Um yeah.... That’s gonna be hard....”
Teacher: “Why?”
Orphan: “I just have to find them first....”