Adoption jokes
I tried to adopt an orphan. The card got declined harder than the child did.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
What do you call an orphan if every other orphan gets picked?
Someone: Ugly?
Me: No, trick question, they are still an orphan.
If you have anger problems, hit an orphan, because who are they going to tell? Not their parents.
What does an orphan call a family photo?
A wishlist.
Dad and Mom: -takes one look at Child-
Dad and Mom: "We don't want him."
Orphan: And I took that, personally.
Girl: Hey.
Orphan: Hi.
Girl: Wanna be friends?
Orphan: Sure.
Girl: Ok, and go ask your parents if we can have a sleep over.
What is an orphan's favorite movie? Hint, not Home Alone. It's actually Batman, 'cause they are 50% the same as him.
What's an orphan's least favorite store?
Family Dollar.
I donated a computer to the orphanage...
It didn’t have a motherboard.
How are apples and orphans different?
Apples get picked.
Why are orphans so happy on Christmas? Because they might get a family.
How are Tinder and orphans alike?
You swipe left till you find the one you like.
What can an elevator do that an orphan’s parents can’t?
The elevator can raise a family.
What was the ONLY difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apples got picked.
Why can't orphans go big? When you go big, it's considered family size.
What's the difference between apples and orphans?
Apples get picked.
Why do orphans love chips?
Because every bag of chips is family size.
My wife and I just decided we don't want to have children.
So if anyone wants them, our contact information is below.
What's the difference between cotton and an orphan?
One gets picked.