Adoption

Adoption jokes

Orphan

Why do orphans hate the color black? Because it reminds them of their dark history.

Orphan

what is the difference between an apple and an orphan?

The apple gets picked.

Son

Son: Dad, I know I'm adopted.

Dad: Well, how do you know?

Son: I found the adoption papers.

Dad: That is for your mum.

If you know, you know.

Orphan

Chuck Norris used to be an orphan.

Because some families were too scared of his bravery to adopt him.

Orphan

What is the difference between an orphan and an apple? Apples get picked.

Mum

I was gonna say when you were born your mum saw you and screamed, but I remembered you were adopted...

Orphan

I tried to adopt an orphan. The card got declined harder than the child did.

Orphan

What is the difference between apples and orphans?

The apples get picked.

Orphan

What's the difference between an apple and a child?

The apple gets picked.

Orphan

You know that if it says, "Adopt a Highway" and no one does, we're driving on orphans.

Orphan

God: You're gonna have 2 parents.

Orphan: Double it and give it to the next person.

Orphan

What's the difference between YouTube adverts and orphans?

Most get skipped no matter how interesting they are.

Orphan

Why would an orphan be a good Spider-Man?

Because his parents will be far from home.

Orphan

What do you call an orphan if every other orphan gets picked?

Someone: Ugly?

Me: No, trick question, they are still an orphan.