Adoption jokes
So, one day I walk up to my sister and tell her that she is adopted because she doesn't look like anyone in the family. She starts to cry. My mom asks why she's crying, and I say I told her she was adopted and I was there for the adoption, and we have papers. It was all a lie. She is not adopted, and everything is fine.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
My brother: What are you looking at?
Me: A mistake.
What’s an orphan’s favorite drink?
Foster’s.
One time I broke a leg and I was using a wheelchair.
My parents thought I was a disappointment and put me up on eBay, the Ohioan Black Market, and the nearest adoption center.
What do you call an adopted orphan?
Wanted.
What's the second worst thing to happen to orphans?
They can't have sex.
"Why?"
Because they don't have anyone to call mommy or daddy.
Why am I gay?
Because I like mushrooms.
Do you know why orphans can't get married?
Because they will never get their parents' blessing.
Who is an orphan's favorite soccer player?
Been fostered.
Alex: Dad, can we get me a little brother from the orphanage?
Dad: Sure, Alex!
Dad: We're here!
Orphanage manager: Alex! You are so big now!
Alex: Dad, what is she talking about?!
Ligma.
Balls.
Roblox Brookhaven be like:
"ABC if you wanna be adopted."
"ABC if you wanna be my friend."
"ABC if you wanna be a banker."
"ABC if you wanna rob the bank."
"ABC if you wanna date."
"ABC if you wanna sex."
Why did the orphan become gay? Because he wanted to call someone "daddy."
Who comes when an orphan gets married? They are allowed back in family restaurants, but when I go in alone, I'm not allowed. I have some parents, for God's sake!
Wanna see a joke? Open the front-facing camera.
Men.
Friend: You're adopted.
Orphan: At least I was chosen!
Friend: At least I was kept.
Dad: "Honey, I'll be right back. I need to get some papers."
Me: "Okay." *Falls asleep.*
*Wakes up in an adoption center.*
Damn, it was those kind of papers.
Hey, guy, you suck! Why do I suck? Because you're the one that's sucking juice out of a straw.