What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
What’s the difference between an orphan and a tomato?
The tomato gets picked.
Why did the Orphan go to church?
To call someone father.
Chuck Norris used to be an orphan.
Because some families were too scared of his bravery to adopt him.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple? Apples get picked.
I was gonna say when you were born your mum saw you and screamed, but I remembered you were adopted...
What is the difference between apples and orphans?
The apples get picked.
What's the difference between YouTube adverts and orphans?
Most get skipped no matter how interesting they are.
God: You're gonna have 2 parents.
Orphan: Double it and give it to the next person.
One time my dad was an orphan, so I questioned where he learned to parent.
Why would an orphan be a good Spider-Man?
Because his parents will be far from home.