What's the difference between a new born baby and an orphan after a rugby match?
They both come out bloody and crying, but least one gets picked up.
What’s the difference from Cotten and an orphan
One gets picked
Why cant orphans be gay? They don't have a closet to come out of.
What issues don’t orphans have
Daddy issues
*P.O.V orphan wanting to go on school trip/camp* Teacher: “can I have ur parents signature? It isn’t filled out.” Orphan: “um yeah.... That’s gonna be hard....” Teacher: “why?” Orphan: “I just have to find them first....”
Why do orphans play GTA?
Because they need to know what it’s like to be wanted.
Friend: Your adopted. Orphan: At least I was chosen Friend: At least I was kept
technoblade says, punch an orphan. what are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Chuck Norris used to be an orphan
Because some families were too scared of his bravery to adopt him
2 Asian people have a black baby
someting wong
why cant orphans have iphones cuz they cant fine the home button
Kidnapping is just surprise adoption, congrats! You are now all my children! Just hop into the portal that leads to the Lust ring in hell-
what is the one feature an orphan kid's phone doesn't have that mine does?A home button.
what's the second worst thing to happen to orphans? they can't have sex. "why?" because they don't have anyone to call mommy or daddy.
Why do orphans never get a car
Because their parents need to buy them one
Why don’t orphans have sex? Coz they have no one to call daddy
Q Why do orphans like boomrangs A They come back unlike their parents
My enemy told me I’m adopted so I told him at at least I got adopted
why does an orphan hate the ending of Finding Nemo
Nemo goes back to his father
My husband and I have reached the difficult decision that we do not want children. If anybody does, please just send me your contact details and we can drop them off tomorrow.
