Adoption jokes
I asked, "Where are your parents?" and oh god, I love working at an orphanage.
What’s the difference between an orphan and a tomato?
The tomato gets picked.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?... one gets picked.
Why do orphans hate the color black? Because it reminds them of their dark history.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
Why did the Orphan go to church?
To call someone father.
Chuck Norris used to be an orphan.
Because some families were too scared of his bravery to adopt him.
Why are orphans good at dodgeball?
They can dodge adoptions.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple? Apples get picked.
I was gonna say when you were born your mum saw you and screamed, but I remembered you were adopted...
Why can't orphans be gay?
They don't have a closet to come out of.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan? Apples get picked. Orphans don't.
God: You're gonna have 2 parents.
Orphan: Double it and give it to the next person.
What's the difference between YouTube adverts and orphans?
Most get skipped no matter how interesting they are.
You know that if it says, "Adopt a Highway" and no one does, we're driving on orphans.
Why would an orphan be a good Spider-Man?
Because his parents will be far from home.
One time my dad was an orphan, so I questioned where he learned to parent.
What is the difference between apples and orphans?
The apples get picked.
What's the difference between an apple and a child?
The apple gets picked.
I tried to adopt an orphan. The card got declined harder than the child did.