Adoption Jokes

Do you know why orphans can't get married? Because they will never get their parents' blessing.

Who come when a orphan gets married, they are allowed back in family restaurants but when i go in alone I'm not allowed. I have some parents for god's sake

I once saw an orphan... Decided to ask them a simple question... "Hey! Where is your family?"...... They didn't reply.... I kept asking them.... They started crying.... I started laughing.... They ran away.....

why do orphans like spider man 100% of them are like him

Why did the dog walk out at night .?to scare his people

What do you say to the orphan Shut up get a mom and dad

me.

What is the only thing worse than being told you're adopted? Still being in the orphanage at 13.

my life

Q. why do orphans hate fast and furious movies A. cuz they say family to often

If you ever get mad just punch an orphan what are they supposed to do tell there parents

Why are adopted kids better than bio kids? Because their parents actually wanted them.

Yesterday i saw an orphan walking down the street. I asked him if he was ok. He said no so i asked him if he needed help. And he said yes so i let him in my car and said dont worry you’ll be home with you parents soon. He said my parents died. I said i know.... i went for the cliffs

Why did Princess Diana cross the road?: She wasn’t wearing her seatbelt.

Did you know Princess Diana had dandruff; they found her head and shoulders all over the windshield.

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Why do people adopt orphans

They get cash

why cant orphans watch pg movies. parental guidence

Why where the twin towers workers disappointed because they ordered a ham and cheese but all they got was a plane

Orphan:Have u seen my mommy? Person: Are you an orphan? Orphan: Yes? Person: SON SON??? IS THAT YOU MY LOVE? Orphan: MOTHER! Person: LEts go home! Orphan: Uhhhh *SHes was never to be seen again*