It's not incest if you're adopted.
Why do orphans never get a car
Because their parents need to buy them one
A family of 3, a dad, a mom, and a 12 year old son are driving in the car when the dad says, “How about we play a little game of two truths and a lie. It’ll be fun.” “Ok,” the mom and son reply happily. “Let me start,” says the son. “Ok, go ahead,” replies the mom. “I hate video games, I hate school, and I love junk food,” says the son. “Ooh ooh! You do love junk food, you do hate school, and you don’t hate video games.” Says the mom. “Your right!” He replies. “I’ll go next,” says the dad. I love your mom, you’re adopted, and my dad almost died in WWII.” “Hmm... Your dad did not almost die in WWII, obviously I’m not adopted, and you do love my mom.” Says the son. “The lie is the second on.” Says the sad.
Why don’t orphans have sex? Coz they have no one to call daddy
me shut up! if you don't shut up i'm gonna tell your parents
you why? I don't have any
Q Why do orphans like boomrangs A They come back unlike their parents
My enemy told me I’m adopted so I told him at at least I got adopted
Why do mostly younger orphans get adopted? Because who wants a traffic an adult?
Your so ugly ur mom and dad abandoned you and you went to the adoption Center and not even the adoption Center would take you or let you in.
You know, you should adopt a pet. So then you can feel the pain that your parents felt when they adopted you... wait... also the regret after.
My husband and I have reached the difficult decision that we do not want children. If anybody does, please just send me your contact details and we can drop them off tomorrow.
Dad:Hey, uh... Your adopted Dog: *frown*
One man's trash is another man's treasure he said when he found out his parents split up and is adopted
So things are just to tiring to sort out...... like which adoption center you should send your son to?
When you realize your friend is standing next to you is adopted and narrates everything he does
I dressed up as Darth Vader at a orphanage and said I am ur father
Why do orphans hate dad jokes? They never return
uR Adoptodded
when the bully says “you’re adopted” so you hit him with the “at least someone wanted me”
Mom:lets have an adoption party! Kid:cries Mom:what’s wrong? Kid:IM ADOPTED????
