Adoption jokes
What do you call an orphanage?
A parent-less shelter/homeless shelter.
My wife and I just decided we don't want to have children.
So if anyone wants them, our contact information is below.
What's the difference between apples and orphans? Apples get picked.
What's an orphan's favorite store?
Home Depot.
An orphan uses a family bathroom, and when he comes out, he gets told, "This is a family bathroom."
Why does an orphan hate the ending of Finding Nemo?
Nemo goes back to his father.
What does an orphan call a kidnapping?
A surprise adoption.
What’s the difference between an orphan and an apple? The apple gets picked.
why do orphans go to church?
because they can finally call someone "father."
Orphan kids only play GTA5 so they can be wanted.
Why can't orphans be gay?
They don't have a closet to come out of.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
One of them gets picked up.
I was walking past an orphan and I said, "Just go home."
What's the difference between an orphan and Spider-Man?
There's no way home.
I'ma tell these to my adopted sister.
I saw a website for orphans. It was a bit confusing because I could not find the homepage.
Why do orphans not play baseball?
'Cause they can't find home.
Why can't orphans become criminals? Because she isn't wanted.
Why can't an orphan be gay?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."