Adoption jokes
Orphans are like vegans, no one ever remembers the nice ones.
You could think that some orphans are gay.
But think, would they be home-osexual? 🤷🏼♀️🤷🏼♀️🤷🏼♀️
What's the difference between apples and orphans? Apples get picked.
What do you call an orphanage?
A parent-less shelter/homeless shelter.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples get picked.
An orphan uses a family bathroom, and when he comes out, he gets told, "This is a family bathroom."
What's an orphan's favorite store?
Home Depot.
Why does an orphan hate the ending of Finding Nemo?
Nemo goes back to his father.
What’s the difference between an orphan and an apple? The apple gets picked.
why do orphans go to church?
because they can finally call someone "father."
Orphan kids only play GTA5 so they can be wanted.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
What's the difference between an orphan and Spider-Man?
There's no way home.
I was walking past an orphan and I said, "Just go home."
Why can't orphans be gay?
They don't have a closet to come out of.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
One of them gets picked up.
I'ma tell these to my adopted sister.
What do you call an orphan taking a family photo?
A selfie.
I saw a website for orphans. It was a bit confusing because I could not find the homepage.
Why do orphans not play baseball?
'Cause they can't find home.