You could think that some orphans are gay.
But think, would they be home-osexual? 🤷🏼♀️🤷🏼♀️🤷🏼♀️
Adoption Jokes
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples get picked.
What's an orphan's favorite store?
Home Depot.
An orphan uses a family bathroom, and when he comes out, he gets told, "This is a family bathroom."
Why does an orphan hate the ending of Finding Nemo?
Nemo goes back to his father.
What’s the difference between an orphan and an apple? The apple gets picked.
why do orphans go to church?
because they can finally call someone "father."
Orphan kids only play GTA5 so they can be wanted.
Why can't orphans be gay?
They don't have a closet to come out of.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
One of them gets picked up.
What's the difference between an orphan and Spider-Man?
There's no way home.
I was walking past an orphan and I said, "Just go home."
I'ma tell these to my adopted sister.
I saw a website for orphans. It was a bit confusing because I could not find the homepage.
Why do orphans not play baseball?
'Cause they can't find home.
Why can't orphans become criminals? Because she isn't wanted.
Why can’t orphans have sex?
'Cause they have no one to call daddy!
Why can't an orphan be gay?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
What type of cake can't orphans eat?
Home made.
