What do you call an orphanage?
A parent-less shelter/homeless shelter.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples get picked.
Orphans are like vegans, no one ever remembers the nice ones.
Why do orphans love chips?
Because every bag of chips is family size.
My wife and I just decided we don't want to have children.
So if anyone wants them, our contact information is below.
why do orphans go to church?
because they can finally call someone "father."
What’s the difference between an orphan and an apple? The apple gets picked.
Orphan kids only play GTA5 so they can be wanted.
I was walking past an orphan and I said, "Just go home."
What's the difference between an orphan and Spider-Man?
There's no way home.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
One of them gets picked up.
Why can't orphans be gay?
They don't have a closet to come out of.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
I'ma tell these to my adopted sister.
Why do orphans not play baseball?
'Cause they can't find home.
I saw a website for orphans. It was a bit confusing because I could not find the homepage.
Why can’t orphans have sex?
'Cause they have no one to call daddy!
Why can't an orphan be gay?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
Why can't orphans become criminals? Because she isn't wanted.
What type of cake can't orphans eat?
Home made.
