Adoption jokes
Why do orphans love chips?
Because every bag of chips is family size.
What's the difference between apples and orphans? Apples get picked.
What's the difference between cotton and an orphan?
One gets picked.
Orphans are like vegans, no one ever remembers the nice ones.
You could think that some orphans are gay.
But think, would they be home-osexual? 🤷🏼♀️🤷🏼♀️🤷🏼♀️
My wife and I just decided we don't want to have children.
So if anyone wants them, our contact information is below.
What do you call an orphanage?
A parent-less shelter/homeless shelter.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples get picked.
What's an orphan's favorite store?
Home Depot.
An orphan uses a family bathroom, and when he comes out, he gets told, "This is a family bathroom."
why do orphans go to church?
because they can finally call someone "father."
What’s the difference between an orphan and an apple? The apple gets picked.
Orphan kids only play GTA5 so they can be wanted.
What's the difference between an orphan and Spider-Man?
There's no way home.
I was walking past an orphan and I said, "Just go home."
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
One of them gets picked up.
I'ma tell these to my adopted sister.
What do you call an orphan taking a family photo?
A selfie.
Why do orphans not play baseball?
'Cause they can't find home.