What do you call an orphanage?
A parent-less shelter/homeless shelter.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples get picked.
Orphans are like vegans, no one ever remembers the nice ones.
Why do orphans love chips?
Because every bag of chips is family size.
My wife and I just decided we don't want to have children.
So if anyone wants them, our contact information is below.
why do orphans go to church?
because they can finally call someone "father."
What’s the difference between an orphan and an apple? The apple gets picked.
Orphan kids only play GTA5 so they can be wanted.
What's the difference between a orphan and spider man ?
There's no way home
Why cant orphans be gay? They don't have a closet to come out of.
I was walking past an orphan and I said Just go home
I'ma tell these to my adopted sister.
i saw a website for orphans, it was a bit confusing because i could not find the home page.
why do orphan not play baseball
cas they cant find home
Why can't orphans become a criminal? Because she isn't wanted
why cant an orphan be gay cause they have no one to call daddy
Why can’t orphans have sex? Cause they have no one to call daddy!
What type of cake cant orphans eat... Home made
What do you call an orphan taking a family photo?
A selfie.
Why do orphans never get 5 stars in gta 5? Because they are not wanted!
