Adoption

Adoption Jokes

Orphanage

What happened when your parents dropped you off at the orphanage? They got sued for littering.

Orphan

What's the difference between apples and orphans?

An apple gets picked.

Orphan

What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?

Apples are actually picked.

Orphan

What's an orphan's favorite part in the Wizard of Oz?

When Dorothy says, "There's no place like home."

Orphanage

Imagine getting a call and it says, "Welcome to David's orphanage. You make them, we take them. How may we help you?"

Orphan

What did the orphan say to the other orphan?

"Get into the Batmobile, Robin."

Orphan

What's the difference between an apple and an orphan? The apple's actually get picked.

Orphan

What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?

The apple gets picked.

Orphan

What's the difference between apples and orphans? The apples get picked, XD!

Son

Son: Can I go to my friend's mum? Mum: No! Son: Dad was right, I am a son of a bitch! Mum: Bad news, but you're adopted!!

Orphan

Yesterday I saw an orphan walking down the street. I asked him if he was ok. He said no, so I asked him if he needed help. And he said yes, so I let him in my car and said, "Don't worry, you'll be home with you parents soon." He said, "My parents died." I said, "I know...." I went for the cliffs.

Orphan

What’s the difference between an orphan and a tomato?

The tomato gets picked.

Orphan

What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?

The apple gets picked.

Orphan

What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?... one gets picked.