Adoption jokes
Dad: You're adopted.
Son: Where are my real parents?
Dad: >:D They are dead, now come to their grave and sleep there.
What do orphans and blind kids have in common: They both can't see their parents.
Wanna know what's funny? Scott's low joke standards.
When a lady gets married, what does she borrow?
She borrows her husband's last name.
So things are just too tiring to sort out... like which adoption center you should send your son to?
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
The apple gets picked!
My mom said, "Why did I adopt you?"
I said, "Because the other three were mistakes."
Mom, why was I adopted?
Because people are terrible, and that’s how the world works, son!
Ok, Dad, the world is TERRIBLE!
Orphan: Have you seen my mommy?
Person: Are you an orphan?
Orphan: Yes?
Person: SON SON??? IS THAT YOU MY LOVE?
Orphan: MOTHER!
Person: Let's go home!
Orphan: Uhhhh
*She was never to be seen again*
When you realize your friend standing next to you is adopted and narrates everything he does.
Do you know the phrase "One man's trash is another man's treasure"? Wonderful saying, horrible way to find out that you were adopted!
I hate adopted kids. They are ugly and stupid, lmao.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apples get picked.
You're adopted, do you want to know why? Because you're so ugly.
"Dumbest7" is my Xbox account. Hit me up.
Did you adopt your dog?
Technoblade says, "Punch an orphan. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?"
What is an orphan's favorite Roblox game?
"Adopt Me."
I can tell why the Founding Fathers adopted the Constitution, because nobody likes it.
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.