Adoption jokes
What happened when your parents dropped you off at the orphanage? They got sued for littering.
What's the difference between apples and orphans?
An apple gets picked.
I don't get this. Why is it I go to an orphanage and all of a sudden they said I used to be the cutest baby there?
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
Apples are actually picked.
When someone says you're adopted, say, "But you're still at the orphanage."
What's the difference between an orphan and cotton?
One gets picked.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan? The apple's actually get picked.
What did the orphan say to the other orphan?
"Get into the Batmobile, Robin."
Imagine getting a call and it says, "Welcome to David's orphanage. You make them, we take them. How may we help you?"
Why does an orphan wanna be a criminal?
Because they wanna be wanted.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
What can you never tell an orphan?
Go home to your parents.
What's the difference between apples and orphans? The apples get picked, XD!
Son: Can I go to my friend's mum? Mum: No! Son: Dad was right, I am a son of a bitch! Mum: Bad news, but you're adopted!!
Yesterday I saw an orphan walking down the street. I asked him if he was ok. He said no, so I asked him if he needed help. And he said yes, so I let him in my car and said, "Don't worry, you'll be home with you parents soon." He said, "My parents died." I said, "I know...." I went for the cliffs.
What's an orphan's favorite Roblox game?
Adopt Me.
What do you do when an orphan takes a family photo?
A selfie.
Son: Dad, I know I'm adopted.
Dad: Well, how do you know?
Son: I found the adoption papers.
Dad: That is for your mum.
If you know, you know.
I asked, "Where are your parents?" and oh god, I love working at an orphanage.
What’s the difference between an orphan and a tomato?
The tomato gets picked.