Adoption Jokes

What happened when your parents dropped you off at the orphanage? They got sued for littering.

What's the difference between apples and orphans?

An apple gets picked.

What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?

Apples are actually picked.

What's an orphan's favorite part in the Wizard of Oz?

When Dorothy says, "There's no place like home."

Imagine getting a call and it says, "Welcome to David's orphanage. You make them, we take them. How may we help you?"

What did the orphan say to the other orphan?

"Get into the Batmobile, Robin."

Why does an orphan wanna be a criminal?

Because they wanna be wanted.

What's the difference between an apple and an orphan? The apple's actually get picked.

What's the difference between an orphan and cotton?

One gets picked.

When someone says you're adopted, say, "But you're still at the orphanage."

What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?

The apple gets picked.

What can you never tell an orphan?

Go home to your parents.

What's the difference between apples and orphans? The apples get picked, XD!

Son: Can I go to my friend's mum? Mum: No! Son: Dad was right, I am a son of a bitch! Mum: Bad news, but you're adopted!!

Yesterday I saw an orphan walking down the street. I asked him if he was ok. He said no, so I asked him if he needed help. And he said yes, so I let him in my car and said, "Don't worry, you'll be home with you parents soon." He said, "My parents died." I said, "I know...." I went for the cliffs.