Adoption jokes
Why can't orphans have a five-star GTA because they're not wanted?
What happened when your parents dropped you off at the orphanage? They got sued for littering.
What's the difference between apples and orphans?
An apple gets picked.
What can you never tell an orphan?
Go home to your parents.
I don't get this. Why is it I go to an orphanage and all of a sudden they said I used to be the cutest baby there?
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
Apples are actually picked.
When someone says you're adopted, say, "But you're still at the orphanage."
Why does an orphan wanna be a criminal?
Because they wanna be wanted.
What did the orphan say to the other orphan?
"Get into the Batmobile, Robin."
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan? The apple's actually get picked.
What's the difference between an orphan and cotton?
One gets picked.
Imagine getting a call and it says, "Welcome to David's orphanage. You make them, we take them. How may we help you?"
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
What's the difference between apples and orphans? The apples get picked, XD!
Son: Can I go to my friend's mum? Mum: No! Son: Dad was right, I am a son of a bitch! Mum: Bad news, but you're adopted!!
Yesterday I saw an orphan walking down the street. I asked him if he was ok. He said no, so I asked him if he needed help. And he said yes, so I let him in my car and said, "Don't worry, you'll be home with you parents soon." He said, "My parents died." I said, "I know...." I went for the cliffs.
What do you do when an orphan takes a family photo?
A selfie.
What's an orphan's favorite Roblox game?
Adopt Me.
What does an orphan call a kidnapping?
A surprise adoption.
Son: Dad, I know I'm adopted.
Dad: Well, how do you know?
Son: I found the adoption papers.
Dad: That is for your mum.
If you know, you know.