Adoption jokes

Your adopted.

What do you call an orphan with no legs in an adoption center?

Answer: Who cares?

Knock knock. Who's there? Not your parents.

Stinky Steve.

If the dyslexic man wanted to adopt a kid, then how could he sign the papers?

Mom, why was I adopted?

Because people are terrible, and that’s how the world works, son!

Ok, Dad, the world is TERRIBLE!

Will someone play Roblox Adopt Me with me?

My dad coming back.

I have a daughter; she’s a fan. Her name is Penny. Fan she was born on the mountain Pen y Fan. I adopted her because her mum fell off the cliff after birthing Penny. It doesn’t matter, really; Penny’s mum wasn’t a big fan of her anyway.

You are.

A sibling went up to their other sibling and said, "Dad said you're adopted."

The other sibling said, "You are, too."

Then the first sibling goes, "No, I'm not."

And the sibling says, "We're twins."

The other kid goes, "And you're adopted... oh."

What?

Why do orphans go to church? Because they can finally call someone "father."

Why was Sally at the hospital after her parents left? Because they put her up for adoption.

Walk up to an adopted kid and ask this, "How's your biological parents? Are they well?"

My sister and I were both adopted from the same country, and my parents say they got us on a "two for one special."

You're going to suffer the wrath of Gru!

Why am I gay?

Because I like mushrooms.

Why was the chicken black and the other were white? Adoption!

Connor: Hi Mom.

Mom:

Connor: I forgot I'm adopted to 2 dads!