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Pregnancy

Anonymous · 5 years ago

A lot of things have changed since I got my girlfriend pregnant.

My name, my address, and my phone number.

Helen Keller

Anonymous · 6 years ago

Do you know where Helen Keller lives?

Neither does she.

Racist

Anonymous · 4 years ago

What did the racist CoD player say to yo mama?

132.513.531.332

Police: Where do you live? Blonde: With my parents. Police: Where do your parents live? Blonde: With me. Police: Where do you all live? Blonde: Together. Police: Where is your house? Blonde: Next to my neighbor's house. Police: Where is your neighbor's house? Blonde: If I tell you, you won't believe me. Police: Tell me. Blonde: Next to my house.

Kid

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) · 3 years ago

I know where you live.

The image is split into three sections. The top section shows a silhouette of a couple kissing at sunset and the caption reads "KIDS HAVE CRUSHES". The middle section shows a photo of a couple embracing and smiling and the caption reads "MEN HAVE GIRLFRIENDS". The bottom section shows a close up of a blacked-out Mario with glowing eyes, and the caption reads "I HAVE YOUR IP ADDRESS".

Hacker

Hecker · 3 years ago

When You Outsmart Hackers

Two images are shown in a vertical arrangement. The upper image depicts a cat in a hat looking concerned with the text "the hacker trying to find my address". The lower image displays a cloaked figure walking towards the viewer in front of a purple background, with the text "me who's homeless".

Elephant

Lil’ bro · 1 year ago

A large brown elephant stands in the middle of a carpeted room with white walls and windows in the background. Overlaid in white text, it says: "Address me twin" followed by a yellow emoji face with its tongue sticking out and one eye closed.

Pronoun

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

The image is a four-panel meme. The first panel shows a blue transparent human skull and the text says "Calling everyone either 'he' or 'she'". The second panel shows a transparent blue human head with a bright spot in the brain and the text says "Calling everyone by their preferred gender pronouns". The third panel shows a red silhouette of a man with a raised fist and the Soviet Union flag in the background and the text says "Calling everyone 'comrade'". The last panel shows a blue-toned superhero with an Australian flag in the background and the text says "Calling everyone a cunt."

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Community talk

Kohaku

16 days ago

HEY POOKIES!

Merciless Heron

1 month ago

yall

Addiɛ

5 months ago

I js fucking can't do this today. I went to go dishes and my friends birthday party got moved from noon to 12 and my mom starts asking me all these questions I can't process so I just answer the one I heard the most ,which was where my friends address and I told my mom I'd text it to her and than she starts yelling at me and I'm just there TRYING TO FO THE FUCKING DISHES WHILE SHE'S YELLING AT ME. I'm sorry? Who is p… Read more

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