What kind of dress does a Roblox Floppa house have?
"ADDRESS!"
Lyla Annabelle Reeves - STL Missouri - Timber Tree.
Some jokes are best left not harassed by those who are offended by them.
For I have everyone's IP address.
When does a dyslexic person know when they've spelt their address wrong?
When it fails to turn up.
What did the bus driver say to the car?
"What is your address?"
So, one day I saw a dog outside, so I played with it. Then I was like, "Iβm gonna see its name and where it lives." So I did. Then... its name was Momo. Then I looked to see where it lived. It said "Joe Momma Street."
"My name is Walter Hartwell White. I live at 308 Negra Arroyo Lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico, 87104."
Police: Where do you live?
Me: With my parents.
Police: Where do your parents live?
Me: With me.
Police: Where do you all live?
Me: Together.
Police: Where is your house?
Me: Next to my neighbor's house.
Police: Where is your neighbor's house?
Me: If I tell you, you won't believe me.
Police: Tell me.
Me: Next to my house.
Police: *Arrests me*
Why were the Twin Towers mad? Because they ordered three pepperoni pizzas and one came plain, the other came late, and the other one went to the wrong address.