Absence jokes
Child: Hello, I can’t find my dad.
Stranger: Oh, well when and where did you last see him?
Child: Oh, I remember, 5 years ago he went to get some milk here.
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they have no one to call daddy.
Why did the orphan have to eat his cereal with water?
Because his dad never came back with the milk.
Does an orphanage have daddy issues?
Yes, because he didn't come back from getting the milk.
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they have nobody to call "daddy."
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
The apple actually gets picked.
Man, I had a joke, but it left and never came back.
What's one thing you'll never find in lost and found?
Your dad.
Why would an orphan kill his family? Because they weren't there.
Coach: Why can't orphans play baseball?
Me: Because they can't get a homerun.
Why can’t orphans have a house pet?
Because its parents have it to itself.
Dmitriy has no mother.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
What is the difference between an Orphan and an apple?
Apples get picked.
What do you call a selfie of an orphan?
A family photo.
What did the dad say to the kid?
Nothing, he went to get the milk.
Why can’t orphans have sex?
Because they don’t have a daddy to run back to.
What's the one school event that orphans don't go to?
Parents' evening.
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
Family photo! :)
Why can’t an orphan make a joke?
Dad jokes.