Absence jokes
I wish my dad was home. I haven’t seen him since the shot of 2008.
Why do orphans not love their parents?
Because they don’t have parents.
What do people have that orphans don't? A family.
I think people should date orphans, because their parents are never home.
Why don't orphans go on trips at school?
Parent signature: _______________
Why are orphans gay?
They call everyone "daddy."
Why do orphans eat cereal without milk?
Their dad never came with it.
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
A family photo.
What is an orphan's family tree?
A stump.
Why do orphans eat cereal with water?
Because dad never came back with the milk.
Why is my dad gone?
I don't know.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
Why can’t orphans go on a field trip?
Parent signature __________
Child: Hello, I can’t find my dad.
Stranger: Oh, well when and where did you last see him?
Child: Oh, I remember, 5 years ago he went to get some milk here.
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they have no one to call daddy.
Why did the orphan have to eat his cereal with water?
Because his dad never came back with the milk.
Does an orphanage have daddy issues?
Yes, because he didn't come back from getting the milk.
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they have nobody to call "daddy."
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
The apple actually gets picked.
Man, I had a joke, but it left and never came back.