What's an orphan's favorite flower?
A self-raising flower.
Absence Jokes
Why do orphans dip their Oreos in water?
Because the dad never came with the milk.
Why did Sally fall off the swing? "Why?" 'Cause she had no arms.
Why did Sally drop a broom? "Why?" 'Cause she had no arms.
Why did Sally go swimming? She didn't like not having arms.
Knock knock. "Who's there?" Not Sally, she hasn't come back yet.
Why can't orphans go on field trips? Parents' signature: _______
Maybe if you get a better hairline, your dad will come back with the milk.
How do orphans see their family?
By looking at the mirror.
Your children grew up faster than it took you to leave for the milk.
Why do orphans have water with their cereal?
Because their dad never came back.
What do you call a man with no shins? Tony.
Orphans are so vulnerable; they have no parents to tell. - Masai
I told Siri about my dog, and she told me if she could tell me a joke to cheer me up, and I said okay.
She asked me, "Knock knock." I said, "Who is there?" She said, "Not your dog."
A boy went to a genie and said, "I want to be like Batman."
He went home, his parents weren't there.
What does an orphan's family photo called?
A selfie.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't hit a home run.
If you can't see your family... you're an orphan.
Orphans eat their cereal with water because their dad never came back with the milk.
What do you call someone with no nose and no body?
Nobody knows.
I went home to my girlfriend with milk! She said, "Oh thank you honey!"
Then I got a call from a girl named Melissa. She called and said, "Steven, where the hell have you been? It's been two weeks and you still haven't come back yet?"
I think my dad's gay because he goes out with his mates to get milk but never returns.
What do you call a picture of an orphan?
A family photo.
