Absence jokes
Why does an orphan use water for his cereal?
He is waiting for his dad with the milk.
Why can't an orphan play soccer on the home side of the field? They don't have a home!
"I miss you.
Being happy was never that hard without you..."
Someone's dad: You think he/she wants to join me? I didn't get the milk...
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
The apple always gets picked.
Why do orphans use water with their cereal? Because their dad never came back with the milk.
Your hairline goes so far back it left before your dad did.
Why can't orphans ride a bike?
'Cause their parents won't follow them.
Why did the cop ask the orphan if he was home alone?
The orphan said because my parents have never come back yet because I have none.
Why do most orphans cook for themselves?
They don't have a home cook.
Why was the orphan so successful?
Because people always said, "Go big or go home," and he only had one option. 😂🤣
Why do orphans love chips? They love the family-sized ones, too!
What's an orphan's favorite flower?
A self-raising flower.
Why do orphans dip their Oreos in water?
Because the dad never came with the milk.
Why did Sally fall off the swing? "Why?" 'Cause she had no arms.
Why did Sally drop a broom? "Why?" 'Cause she had no arms.
Why did Sally go swimming? She didn't like not having arms.
Knock knock. "Who's there?" Not Sally, she hasn't come back yet.
Why can't orphans go on field trips? Parents' signature: _______
Maybe if you get a better hairline, your dad will come back with the milk.
How do orphans see their family?
By looking at the mirror.
Your children grew up faster than it took you to leave for the milk.
Why do orphans have water with their cereal?
Because their dad never came back.
What do you call a man with no shins? Tony.