Emos,
They're always a cut above the rest.
Simone
@simone
If you think Tracy Latimer's murder was in any way justified, put on your helmet 'cause you're about to miss the short bus.
Did you know Disney is making a movie for suicidal people?
They're calling it Finding Emo.
I'd tell a slavery joke, but they've been flogged to death.
Q. What do ghosts do when they get hurt?
A. They call an AmBOOlance.
My mom asked, "Why are you so depressed? It could be worse. You could be Tracy Latimer."
I replied, "I wish I were Tracy Latimer because then someone would kill me."
Q. What's the difference between an abortion clinic and Uber Eats?
Abortion clinics don't do deliveries.
Abortion isn't murder, it's more like backspacing a typo.
What's the most embarrassing thing about locking your keys in the car outside a pregnancy care center?
Having to go inside and ask for a coat hanger.
I should probably stop making rape jokes.
They just feel so forced.
I wasn't going to tell another emo joke, but I didn't want to leave anyone hanging.
I'm gonna open up a bar for emos.
I think I'll call it "The Cutting Board."
Some people think emo jokes are funny, but I think it can cut both ways.
I was looking at our Human Services Minister and thinking I'm surprised he's married.
The things you do for your cousins!