What did Bill Cosby say on the second date?
"Hi, nice to meet you."
Shower thoughts
How can you be fast and slow at the same time, getting a gold medal in the Special Olympics?
What do Black people and chains have in common? Both work better with chains on them?
I went to see my doctor today and I asked him how come every time I have sex my eyes hurt.
He said that’s a common reaction to pepper spray.
How do you know Adam and Eve were White?
Have you ever tried taking a rib from a Black man?
I taped a picture of Bill Cosby to my gun, now it’s an assault rifle
My cousin really loves baseball.
He always brags about how many home runs he hit in the minors.
What’s the best part about fucking a dead bitch?
You don’t need consent.
What do Boy Scouts and IG models have in common?
They both be fucking sugar daddies.
My wife said she wanted steamed vegetables with her steak, so I put her father in the hot tub.
What does the long distance call and a Black person have in common?
They both don’t work.
Why do people hate abortion jokes?
It leaves you with an empty feeling inside.
The first time riding my bike was a lot like my first time having sex It was hot. I was sweaty, but my sister had her hands on my shoulders is all the time.
The first time riding my bike was a lot like my first time having sex.
It was hot. I was sweaty, but my sister had her hands on my shoulders all the time.
What's black and eats Kitty?
Serval cancer.
My lesbian neighbors gave me a Rolex. Guess they misunderstood when I said I wanted to watch.
What do orphans and garbage have in common?
They’re both in the street, and no one wants to pick them up.
What is the difference between a broom and a mop?
It’s hard to beat my girlfriend when she’s holding the mop.
What is the worst part about making an Asian girl squirt?
She charges you for extra sauce!
How did Rihanna find out Chris Brown was cheating on her?
She found another woman’s lipstick on his knuckles.