Gas is expensive nowadays.
In the 1940s, they got it for free.
Gas is expensive nowadays.
In the 1940s, they got it for free.
What do you call a group of redneck superheroes?
The Inbredibles
I think it’s dumb that people say a woman belongs in the kitchen.
How else is the rest of the house going to get cleaned?
when you use ancestry.com instead of tinder
I would never slap a woman, then I’d be destroying property.
What did the cops say when someone called him racist?
"How can I be racist? My wife's eye is black."
I believe Alia is a true god because they say in the beginning there was an explosion.
Like a shooter says “I put the Fun in funeral
My son told me he has to bring an object for show and tell at school.
So I had him bring my wife.
What do you call a group of white people running down a hill
A avalanche
How do you turn a cat into a fish
Tell your girl not to wash down there
Did you know Paul Walker had dandruff?
Neither did I until I found his Head and Shoulders in the glove compartment.
What’s the difference between black matter and Black Lives Matter?
Black matter leaves an impact.
I think God is cool with abortion
After all, he did kill his only son
Why do orphans enjoy playing tennis?
It's the only way they’ll get love.
What did Hitler get for his birthday?
A G.I. Jew and an Easy Bake Oven.
A rapist, pedifile, and a priest walk into a bar He orders a beer
Same person
My grandma asked me if I could visit her.
I told her no, I don’t like graveyards.
My girlfriend gave me the best blowjobs, then she grew teeth.
What does a cannibal do after eating its vegetables?
Sells the wheelchair.