RapBoat
I've seen more depth in a kiddie pool than in BLESSEDBRIAN’S jokes
BlessedBrian’s face is like a mood ring... it turns blue whenever I’M around
I'm surprised BLESSEDBRIAN can fit through the door, considering how INFLATED his ego is
What do you call a rapper who LOVES fishing?
MC Bass-Drop
Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because he was always COOKING UP RHYMES
What do you call a rapper who's afraid of WATER?
Lil Drip
Why did the rapper cross the road?
To drop some BARS on the other side
What do you call a rapper who's also a magician?
A LYRICAL ILLUSIONIST
What's a rapper's favorite type of CANDY?
Mic Drops
Why did the rapper go to school?
To drop some KNOWLEDGEABLE RHYMES
Why was the rapper always good at math?
Because he had a lot of FLOW CHARTS
I would call Slade DENSE, but that would be an insult to ROCKS
SLADE is proof that mental aging can go in REVERSE
If Leo were any slower, she’d be going BACKWARD