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Slade must be WiFi... because I’m not feeling a CONNECTION.

I’m trying to see things from LEO’S perspective... but I just can't seem to get my head that far up my ass.

Leo is like a cloud... when she disappears, it's a beautiful day.

I’d say Leo is as sharp as a marble, but that would be an insult to marbles.

I don't know what makes BlessedBrian so STUPID, but it REALLY works!

Somewhere out there, a tree is tirelessly producing oxygen for BLESSEDBRIAN. I think he owes it an apology.

I'd insult BlessedBrian, but it seems NATURE beat me to it.

BlessedBrian is always stupid, but he’s been making a SPECIAL EFFORT recently.

If LAUGHTER is the best medicine, BLESSEDBRIAN'S JOKES are the disease.

Why don't rappers ever play hide-and-seek?

Because good luck hiding when your name's always dropping!

Why did the rapper bring a ladder to the concert?

Because he wanted to reach new heights in his performance.

If laughter is contagious, LEO is immune.

LEO is the reason the gene pool needs a lifeguard.

If LEO were a spice, she’d be flour... BLAND and FORGETTABLE!

It's amazing how BLESSEDBRIAN manages to keep his head in the clouds while his FEET are FIRMLY PLANTED in mediocrity.

If BlessedBrian were any more two-faced, he’d be a Rubik’s Cube.

I've seen more depth in a kiddie pool than in BLESSEDBRIAN’s jokes.

BlessedBrian's face is like a mood ring... it turns blue whenever I'M around.

I'm surprised BLESSEDBRIAN can fit through the door, considering how INFLATED his ego is.