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If brains were dynamite, BLESSEDBRIAN wouldn't have enough to blow his NOSE
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If ignorance is bliss, BLESSEDBRIAN must be the happiest person alive
How does a rapper make tea?
He drops some HOT BARS into a cup
What do you call a rapper who LOVES math?
MC Squared
Why did the rapper become a plumber?
Because he wanted to lay down some SICK PIPES
What did the rapper say when he lost his voice?
"I guess I'll have to drop a SILENT TRACK"
Why did the rapper bring a dictionary to the party?
So he could drop some WORDPLAY
Why did the rapper oil up his notepad?
In case he needed to DROP some FREESTYLE NOTES
How do rappers stay organized?
With RHYME BOOKS instead of PLANNERS
Why did the rapper go to school?
To drop some KNOWLEDGE BARS
How does a rapper greet someone on a COLD DAY?
"Yo, is the temperature Ice Cube, or Vanilla Ice?"
Why did the rapper go to space?
Because he wanted to drop some INTERGALACTIC BARS
Why did the rapper bring a fishing rod to the studio?
To reel in some KILLER HOOKS
Why did the rapper bring a shovel to the concert?
Because he was about to BURY the COMPETITION