How does a rapper make tea?
He drops some HOT BARS into a cup.
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What do you call a rapper who LOVES math?
MC Squared
Why did the rapper become a plumber?
Because he wanted to lay down some SICK PIPES!
What did the rapper say when he lost his voice?
"I guess I'll have to drop a SILENT TRACK!"
Why did the rapper bring a dictionary to the party?
So he could drop some WORDPLAY.
Why did the rapper oil up his notepad?
In case he needed to DROP some FREESTYLE NOTES!
How do rappers stay organized?
With rhyme books instead of planners!
Why did the rapper go to school?
To drop some KNOWLEDGE BARS
How does a rapper greet someone on a cold day?
"Yo, is the temperature Ice Cube, or Vanilla Ice?"
Why did the rapper go to space?
Because he wanted to drop some INTERGALACTIC BARS
Why did the rapper bring a fishing rod to the studio?
To reel in some KILLER HOOKS.
Why did the rapper bring a shovel to the concert?
Because he was about to BURY the COMPETITION!
What did the rapper say to the SANDWICH?
"Wrap it up!"
How do rappers communicate underwater?
They drop some sick flow-tation.
Why did the rapper bring a map to the concert? (Part 2) To FIND his FANS
Why did the rapper bring a map to the concert? (Part 1) To NAVIGATE his way through the CROWD
Why did the rapper always carry a map?
Because he wanted to FIND his way to the TOP
How does a rapper stay warm in the winter?
With some HOT TRACKS!
What's a rapper's favorite type of FOOTWEAR?
Rhyme sneakers