kidsidbad

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WHY ANIMALS IN POLAR REGION HAVE THICK FUR? BECAUSE THEY DON’T HAVE A BARBER 🀣🀣🀣

Towing ropes can’t be learned They must be taut.

TELL ME WHAT TYPE OF JOKE DO U PEOPLE WANT NOW

PLS WRITE UR COMMENT

BUT DO NOT USE WORDS LIKE MONKEY DONKEY LOSER ETC

Why did Cinderella get kicked off the soccer team? Because she ran away from the ball.

What is the tallest building in the entire world? The library, because it has so many stories.

Why can’t you trust an atom? Because they make up everything.

What runs around a yard without actually moving? A fence.

What starts with E, ends with E, and has only 1 letter in it? An Envelope

Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.

What sort of movies do cows like to watch? Moosicals

I AM GOING TO WRITE A BOOK CALLED β€œ1001 JOKES” AND I WILL POST MY JOKES EVERY DAY AND THE MOST LIKED JOKES WILL BE IN THE BOOK β€œAND AGAIN THIS IS NOT A JOKE” :)

This is not a joke THANK YOU FOR ALL THE PEOPLE WHO LIKED MY JOKES (KIDSIDBAD) YOU ARE THE MOST AMAZING PEOPLE I HAVE EVER MET. PLEASE LIKE MY JOKES AND I WILL LIKE YOUR JOKES TOO. OK BYE 😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁

I call my friends Dodo birds. Because they don’t exist.

By the law you are not allowed to have a sick bird. That’s ill-eagle

Have you heard of the Tic-Tac-Toe Beetle? It has an X-O-skeleton.

What do you call a dolphin in the woods? Dead.

How does a penguin build a house? Igloos it together.

What’s A Squirrels Favourite OTT? Nut-Flix