Wade

What do you call two old men drooling in their wheelchairs? The 2028 US election.

A kid in the back of the class just yelled “Jenga!” The class was watching a 9/11 documentary.

Yo mama so fat, when she went up the elevator the World Trade Center collapsed.

Why is it inappropriate when guys say their girlfriends are their “Partners in Crime”? Like we get it bro she’s underage.

What do you call intelligent people in the U.S.? Tourists.

Hellen Keller walked into a bar. Then a chair. Then a table.

Why does Ezra Miller’s Flash run in a straight line in The Flash movie? Bro ain’t straight.