Wade
Occasional cameos
I'm literally Deadpool bro (according to Ingenious, Cosmo, and Chunke)
Hahah funni jok
Credit to Burn in Hell https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j5a0jTc9S10
Asian Grading scale A- Average B- Half Average C- Stupid idiot D- FAILURE! CANT EVEN DO CALCULUS! F- FORGOTTEN FAILURE! CANT EVEN GET A JOB AT A MCDONALDS!
Where did Joe go after getting lost in a minefield? Everywhere.
How do you know that Americans hate exercise? 9/11. How else do you explain hundreds of them jumping to their death rather than taking the stairs?!
How can one make Death Row a little more fun? Musical electric chairs.
Knock, knock. (Who’s there?) It’s the police ma’am, your son got hit by a drunken driver he’s dead.
Knock, knock. (Who’s there?) It’s Dave! (Dave who?) Dave bursts into tears, realizing that his grandmother’s Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she no longer remembers him.
It took me years to figure out the Oreos served in Lunchables are knock offs. On the cover it says “Chocolate Crème Cookies”, I’ve believed this lie for as long as I can remember. Unless they were real back then? I don’t even know at this point..they sure as hell aren’t real now!
What would Martin Luther King Jr. be if he was white? Alive.
