Wade

Why is it inappropriate when guys say their girlfriends are their “Partners in Crime”? Like we get it bro she’s underage.

What do you call intelligent people in the U.S.? Tourists.

What did the helicopter say to the mountain? “Kobe!”

Hellen Keller walked into a bar. Then a chair. Then a table.

Why does Ezra Miller’s Flash run in a straight line in The Flash movie? Bro ain’t straight.

What is the worst thing about your birthday being on September 11? Party crashers.