Wade

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Hellen Keller walked into a bar. Then a chair. Then a table.

Who killed the child?

The image shows two panels. In the first panel, a man is sitting in a chair, slumped over, with the text "Innocent child" over him. A purple figure is standing over him, pointing a gun. In the second panel the same purple figure is pointing at the viewer and text says "Who killed the child?"

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmm..

A green dinosaur is looking at something and is thinking about it. The text on the image says: "If Cinderella's slipper fit perfect, why did it fall off?"

Why does Ezra Miller’s Flash run in a straight line in The Flash movie? Bro ain’t straight.

Yes.

“Get out of my face clown.”(sorry for low quality)

The image shows a scene from an animated series where a character says "Get out of my face, clown" to the Joker. Below this is another shot of the Joker from the same animation and the text "Which one?". In the bottom part of the image are four stone heads with different facial expressions.

2020 in a nutshell

The image shows a cartoon of Beavis from Beavis and Butt-Head with his arms raised in frustration. The text over the image says "I NEED TP FOR MY BUNGHOLE!". Behind Beavis, there are completely empty shelves of a store.

Little bit.

The image shows a comic panel with two figures, one in a dark outfit with a skull emblem, and the other in a white hooded outfit. The dark figure is asking: "Hello, Marc, you still crazy?" The white figure is responding with: "Little bit. You still murdering people?" The dark figure responds: "Little bit. How's your imaginary god?" The white figure then replies: "He's good. How's your dead family?"

Bro got his priorities straight

A comic book style image shows two male characters. The left character has grey hair and is shooting with a large gun at an explosion. In the background, metallic robots are moving forward. The right character is Deadpool, who is sitting down and playing a handheld game. There is a speech bubble coming from the left character that says, "REALLY?! You're playing that now?"

What is the worst thing about your birthday being on September 11?

Party crashers.

Don’t u just love Minecraft?

A photo of a man falling from a tall building with text overlay that says "GOTTA PLAY" at the top and "CREATIVE MODE" at the bottom.

Stop murdering children

A four-panel image with two different characters. In the first column, a character with a white mask and black eyes says: "REPEAT AFTER ME: STOP" in the first panel, "MURDING" in the second panel, and "CHILDREN" in the third panel. In the fourth panel, the character says: "STOP MURDING CHILDREN". In the second column, a pixelated purple character says: "STOP" in the first panel, "MURDING" in the second panel, and "CHILDREN" in the third panel. In the fourth panel, the character says: "MURDER CHILDREN AND PUT THEM IN ROBOT FURRY SUITS".

This is so painfully true

The image is a three panel comic showing a 3D bald human head. First panel: The text 'You make a mistake on a test' appears on the left. The face is neutral and the word 'Panik' is written next to the face. Second panel: The text 'You erase it' appears on the left. The face is still neutral but has a calmer expression and the word 'Kalm' is written next to the face. Third panel: The text 'The eraser tears the paper, leaves a big stain, and doesn't erase anything' appears on the left. The face shows an expression of anger and the word 'ANGERY' is written over a blurry red background.

Robin v Robin

The meme shows two panels of Robin in a comic book style. The top panel shows Robin saying, "I'm a wanted man, Jason." The next panel shows a different Robin saying, "Impossible, you weren't even a wanted child." Below that is an image of a person's face next to a dial labeled 'OOF SIZE' with settings for 'Small', 'Medium', and 'Large'.

Do you know the best thing about killing a hooker?

Not only do you get your money back, but the second hour is free.

Knock, knock. (Whose there?) Your dad. (But my dads dead.) I know, just reminding you!

I guess it’s a big deal

The image shows a comparison of two different versions of the video game character Mario from behind. The left version of Mario is slightly larger than the right one. Above them is written: "Aw hell no! Nintendo nerfed Marios damage on goombas!"

Yo Mama so fat the cops arrested her because she had 240 pounds of crack on her

A man finds out his wife is cheating on him with his best friend, so he hires a hitman to shoot his wife in the head, and his friend in the balls. The hitman charges $100 per bullet. The man agrees.

Later, they set up, and the hitman looks through the scope and says, “I can save you $100!”

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Mid-Western Motherfucker

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