Wade

What do an Apple and an Emo have in common? They hang from trees.

Why is suicide illegal? Because it destroys government property.

What do you call a flat-chested emo girl? A cutting board.

A kid asks his mom what dark humor is. She says, “You see that man with no arms, tell him to clap.” “But mom I’m blind!” says the kid. “Exactly,” replied the mom.

What was Morgan Freeman called before the civil war? Morgan.

Do you know the phrase “One man’s trash is another man’s treasure?” Wonderful saying, horrible way to find out that you were adopted.

What’s the difference between Anne Frank and Harry Potter? Only one came out the chamber.

Why do Chinese people like playing Among Us? It’s the only place they can vote!

What’s better than winning gold at the Paralympics? Walking.

Why can’t girls in the middle east smoke weed? Cuz they’ll get stoned.

*someone on here said it previously* My fondest childhood memory was building sandcastles with my grandfather , that is until my mom took the urn away from me