You used to be someone鈥檚 sunshine, but sorry, the climate changed. 馃槀馃槀馃槀馃槀
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If you don't have big Nyash,
Lower your voice while talking to me, you Mau Mau warrior. 馃槀馃槀馃槀
You want to get her pregnant before marriage to know if she's fertile, so why not marry a single mother that already has proof?
What hurts the most? 馃樄
A. Breaking up before chewing.
B. Breaking up after chewing.
Mbu some guys look financially stable until you start dating them... Mbu wait I see how this week goes...馃
How do parents punish their blind kids? They re-arrange the furniture
You abuse me that I have no beards, but your sugar daddy shaved them off to look cute. 馃
As a woman, why is your stomach bigger than your bums? 馃槖
Before you leave that marriage, remember that one innocent 馃悙 goat was killed for your traditional marriage. 馃様
You keep your quality beans for the right season till you realize that you planted them on the infertile land.
As we speak now, someone is making arrangements for December with your girlfriend.
When you don't wear earrings for a long time, the hole can close, and it hurts so much when you want to put it back. 馃檮馃檮 馃榿馃榿馃榿馃ぃ
When you see a woman with a leg chain, what usually comes to your mind?
Girls with natural hair act as if they have shares in Africa.
I'm still wondering who took Jesus' sandals.
Even the one who ate that dove that sat at Jesus' shoulder. 馃
When we talk of our X, some people talk of their XXX. 馃ぃ
"Chelsea is the most consistent team.
One win in August, one win in September, and one win in October; it's just like a menstrual cycle.
If they don't win in November, just know that they're pregnant." 馃槄
Having cockroaches in the house is a sign that you've food.
These things are like Ugandan girls, they hate poverty.
The way ladies cheat nowadays is very alarming.
She might give birth to twins, but each twin having a different father. 馃槶
I am sure this was the type of economy Judas Iscariot was in when he betrayed Jesus.