You can say he is not your type until you realize your type is not typing
DVJ DANY UG
How do parents punish their blind kids? They re-arrange the furniture
am sure this was the type of economy Judas Iscariot was in when he betrayed Jesus
I'm still wondering who took jeasus' sandles
Even the one who ate that dove that sat at Jesus' shoulder 🤔
Before you leave that marriage, remember that one inn0cent 🐐 g0at was k!lled for your traditional marriage😔☹️☹️☹️
😏😏😕As We Speak Now Someone Is Making Arrangement For December With Your Girlfriend 😂😂😂
Having cockroaches in the house is a sign that you've food.
These things are like Ugandan girls, they hate poverty.
You abuse me that I have no beards but your sugar daddy shaved them off to look cute 🤔
"Chelsea is the most consistent team. One win in August, one win in September, and one win in October it's just like menstrual cycle. If they don't win in November, judt know that they're pregnant." 😅
Tell rumors about me but please don't say am in love relationship
The way ladies cheat nowadays is very alarming. She might give birth to twins, but each twin having a different father. 😭
If you don't have big Nyash,
Lower your voice while talking to me, You Mau Mau warrior.😂😂😂
ABIGABA DANIELTM
Mbu some guys look financially stable until you start dating them .., mbu wait l see how this week goes ..🤔
When we talk of our x some people talk of their xxx 🤣
What hurts the most?😹
A. Breaking up before chewing
B. Breaking up after chewing . 😂😂😂😂
You used to be someone’s Sunshine but sorry, the climate changed. 😂😂😂😂
You want to get her pregnant before marriage to know if she's fertile, so why not marry a single mother that already has proof?
When you see woman with leg chain, what usually comes to your mind? 🤣😂
As a woman Why is your stomach bigger than your bums? 😒
You keep your quality beans for the right season till you realize that you planted them on the infertile land.
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