Worst Jokes Ever
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Dnebdoctor?
I turned the light on, and my dad said turn it off, so I unplugged his life support.
Crying babies are like parties. No matter how many times you try to end it, it keeps going.
What is an orphan's least favorite store?
Family Dollar, they just canβt seem to find one.
I had a great day today because Allison was frustrated at her calculator and started banging it on the side of the table, and the teacher screamed, "Allison, how would you like it if I banged you on the table?"
What do you get when you cross Bill Cosby and Jeffrey Epstein?
Predator 2.
Nothing bad ever happens to the Kennedys! Except that one headshot, but we donβt talk about that.
Realger.
What can jump higher than a basketball player?
An emo kid, they never touch the ground.
What do you call a guy in a wheelchair that lives with the royal family?
Rolls Royce.
What's the difference between Chris Brown and Santa?
Santa stops at three hoes.
Sans: "Like, I'm so *flabbergasted*."
Gaster: "πβΌβ ββΌβ β‘βπ π§ββΌββππ§ βΌββββ β βπβ"
After death, what is the only organ in the female body which remains warm?
My penis.
What do you call a suicide bomber in a wheelchair?
An RC-XD.
The bands Def Leppard and Blind Melon did a collaboration.
They called the song βHelen Keller.β
What word starts with βFβ and ends in βuckβ?
Firetruck.
Knock, knock.
(Whoβs there?)
Roger.
(Roger who?)
Roger walks away, silently sobbing, having realized his motherβs Alzheimerβs is getting worse!
Would it be wrong of me to yell βJenga!β or βTimber!β while my class is watching a 9/11 documentary?
Why should you fear white people in prison instead of the blacks?
Because you know that whites are in for actually committing something.