Worst Jokes Ever
What did the green grape say to the purple one?
"Calm down and take a breath."
I had to write an essay about Africa, and I failed because I plagiarized the Hunger Games script.
What do fish smoke? A puffer.
How did the Indian suicide bomber blow himself up?
He pressed the red button.
Why were the Twin Towers so good at football? They were the best wide receiver of their time!
I asked a kid at my work where his parents were. He started crying. Man, I don't know what I did. I'll ask another kid at the orphanage.
Your mummy is so tall, she uses the Eiffel Tower as a dildo.
Your mama's so fat that she can’t even talk, even if Kevin says, "Oh my gosh!" 'cause she has a big ass mouth.
I sexually identify as kilometers per second.
Cuz I really wanna km/s (kill myself).
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get hit by a bus.
I had asked my dog what 2 - 2 is...
She said nothing.
I know an orphan named Zara, and he has never had homemade food.
My mom told me that Africans don't have food, so I shipped my fat-ass brother.
Why is American bad at Clash of Clans?
Because they already lost 2 towers.
What do depressed teenagers and fruits have in common?
They both hang by something.
Orphans go on vacation to the ancient pyramid to find a mommy.
Yo mama's so stupid, she stared at the orange juice because it said "concentrate."
Q: Why can't orphans be gay?
A: They have no one to call "daddy."
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
They can't find home.
Did you know about the guy who invented knock knock jokes?
He won the no-Bell prize.