Worst Jokes Ever
Your mummy is so tall, she uses the Eiffel Tower as a dildo.
Your mama's so fat that she can’t even talk, even if Kevin says, "Oh my gosh!" 'cause she has a big ass mouth.
I sexually identify as kilometers per second.
Cuz I really wanna km/s (kill myself).
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get hit by a bus.
I had asked my dog what 2 - 2 is...
She said nothing.
I know an orphan named Zara, and he has never had homemade food.
My mom told me that Africans don't have food, so I shipped my fat-ass brother.
Why is American bad at Clash of Clans?
Because they already lost 2 towers.
What do depressed teenagers and fruits have in common?
They both hang by something.
Orphans go on vacation to the ancient pyramid to find a mommy.
Yo mama's so stupid, she stared at the orange juice because it said "concentrate."
Q: Why can't orphans be gay?
A: They have no one to call "daddy."
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
They can't find home.
Did you know about the guy who invented knock knock jokes?
He won the no-Bell prize.
How are you and an orphan similar?
Both of your fathers are invisible.
What did the planes say when they were smashing or passing the Twin Towers?
Smash.
(Get it?) 9/11.
Why is "dark" spelled with a K and not a C?
Because you can't see in the dark.
Why did the mailman come to the house?
To come back with the milk.
What's an orphan's least favorite store?
Home Depot.
Why do orphans become criminals? To know what it’s like to be wanted.