Bro never learned how to play Jenga. 🙄
Worst Jokes Ever
Your hairline is so long that when you finally found the length of it, you told someone and they said, "Don't give me your phone number."
Why couldn’t an orphan go to a family restaurant?
Because an orphan doesn’t have a family.
What kind of flour do orphans use to bake bread?
Self-raising flour.
Why did the orphan go to church?
So he could call someone Father.
The daughter walks up to her father and asks him, "Dad, can I ask you something?"
The father says, "Of course, what's your question?"
The daughter replies and asks, "How do you feel about abortion?"
The father says, "Why don't you ask your sister?"
The daughter replies, "I don't have a sis-"
Yo mama so ugly, that when Santa came down the chimney he said, "Ho, ho- HOLY SHIT!"
Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana. Jack got high, grabbed her thigh, and said, "You know you wanna." Jill said yes and pulled up her dress, and then they had some fun, but silly Jill forgot her pill, and now they have a daughter.
Haha, I fucked you over!
What do you call a male prostitute in a bar...
Handy Andy.
"Can't go under it, can't go over it, we gotta go through it!"
Last week I went on a whale watch.
After everyone had piled onto a boat, they loaded the boat onto a trailer and drove to your house.
The population in Ireland's capital started rapidly growing. In fact, it's Dublin!
What do you call an autistic kid with orange hair?
A boomerang.
When an orphan takes a pic, is it known as a family picture? 📸
What do you call a dead black plantation worker? Fertilizer.
What do you get when you cross a vampire with a teacher?
Lots of blood tests!
Why can’t dinosaurs clap? Cuz they are all dead.
A capital E backwards is just it's mirror image.
What keeps an emo kid from hitting the ground?
The rope.
How do you make a trash can leak?
Hit it with an axe until it becomes part of the cosmos!
