Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

Your mum is so cute that I asked for her number and she said yes, and now we're dating.

Girlfriend: "Would you still love me if I was a figment of your imagination?"

My schizophrenic ass: Of course I would.

Your mum is so fat, when she reached for the remote, when she found it, it was crushed.

One man's trash is another man's treasure, he said when he found out his parents split up and he is being adopted.

Your family is so poor, when you knocked on the door for money, I offered you a penny, and when you knocked again, the rock answered and knocked you out.

"One man's trash is another man's treasure" is a great thing to say to someone; horrible way to find out you're adopted.

My friend and I were joking about a kid in a wheelchair, and another kid came up and said to the wheelchair kid, "You should stand up for yourself."

Orphan: Asks you random joke. What is the difference between my boomerang and my parents?

Me: The boomerang came back.