Worst Jokes Ever
Yo mama so ugly, when she was born, the doctor tried to put her back in.
Man: *steals drink*
Boy: bro😭😭
Man: Why are u crying over a drink?
Boy: That had drugs.
Man: ....
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
A sister told her brother to walk to the store, buy some candy, and watch a movie with her while eating the candy.
But he couldn't walk because he has no legs. He couldn't buy candy because he has no arms. He couldn't watch a movie because he was blind, and he couldn't eat because he has no stomach. Who said he was real?
If I like having sex and get with 15 people, are they getting sexified?
You guys, this is my last time publishing something here. You guys have been sending rude comments, and I need to work on my mental health. Goodbye.
It was an important knockout game for Al Nassr. I came to Riyad to see my idol Cristiano Ronaldo play. It was my dream for a long time. I took a cab to the stadium, but the driver dropped me off at a haunted house instead.
As soon as I entered the house, I saw a ghost, but the very next moment I realized it's my idolo Ronaldo. Thank you Ronaldo for meeting me!
What's one similarity between the twin towers and gender?
There used to be 2, and now it's a sensitive subject.
How do you punish a blind guy?
You leave a plunger in the toilet.
What do you call a terrorist in water?
A bath bomb 😁
Yo mama so fat, she stepped on earth and the earth cracked.
Yo mama so stupid, she failed a survey.
Yo mama so ugly, she looks like a green bean with googly eyes.
What do you call a tall terrorist?
Osama Bin Laden.
Some people said that JFK had big parties. Some even would say they were *mind blowing*.
Yo mama's teeth are so yellow kids thought they were mini school buses.
Make him read a book.
Asians love it when a British person says "Race!"
Asians love it when a British person says "Rice!"
The Earth used to be flat until they buried yo mama.