Worst Jokes Ever
What God do rats worship?
Cheesus.
The "F" in "orphan" stands for family, but there is no "F" in "orphan."
What’s a orphan's fav movie?
Spider-Man: Homecoming.
Blind people driving on the highway would be the world's biggest, and shortest game of bumper cars!
Q. What is an orphan's favorite game?
A. Hide and seek.
I was walking down the street and saw a kid and I said, "Are you an orphan?"
He said, "Yeah, what gave me away?"
I said, "Your parents at first."
Your mum is so ugly she could make an onion cry.
Yo mama so fat, when she made a joke, only one person laughed at it: the pavement. It was absolutely cracking up!
Your earlobes are so big, you can fit your mom inside of them 5000 times and still have room for more!
My girlfriend broke up with me, so I stole her wheelchair. Guess who came crawling back?
If your uncle Jack needed help getting off of a horse, would you help your uncle Jack off a horse?
Why can't orphans eat chips?
Because they come in family size.
Why don’t cheetahs get married?
They always cheat on each other.
My sis told me that onions are the only food that can make you cry...
So I threw a coconut at her.
What did the green grape say to the purple one?
"Calm down and take a breath."
I had to write an essay about Africa, and I failed because I plagiarized the Hunger Games script.
What do fish smoke? A puffer.
How did the Indian suicide bomber blow himself up?
He pressed the red button.
Why were the Twin Towers so good at football? They were the best wide receiver of their time!
I asked a kid at my work where his parents were. He started crying. Man, I don't know what I did. I'll ask another kid at the orphanage.