Worst Jokes Ever
What's the difference between Harry Potter and a Holocaust victim?
Harry made it out of the chamber.
What do you call an orphan with no relatives?
An orphan with no relatives.
What do you call a sneaky SCP-096?
The Spy Guy!
What happens to teeth when they go in water?
Bro, I dunno, they get wet?
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Life is like a penis. It is short.
Your penis is literally BLUE!
Me, calls the police*
Me: Hey, I'm gonna commit suicide!
Cop on the phone: Please wait till we get there.
Me: Why, so you can then stop me?
Cop on the phone: No, we just want a murder, not a suicidal report on your paper... and we are all bored!
Me: Ok, my house number is *********************, ok!
Cop on the phone: Awesome! Just a sec. *whispers* Guys, I finally found someone who wants to get killed!
Your hairline goes back to China.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
Because they can’t home run.
British tv: 🖥
Italian tv: 📺
The Twin Towers ordered 3 tacos.
One was just a plane tortilla.
The other one was also just a plane tortilla.
And the third one went to the wrong address.
The north tower wanted some salted fries at Burger King.
They were plane as usual.
You know that at Walmart they have backpacks next to the guns? Well, I thought that it was nice to see the bags next to the school supplies.
What's the difference between a light bulb and a woman?
You can screw and unscrew a light bulb, but you can't unscrew a woman.
Why do we never make adult jokes in front of orphans?
Because the joke needs parental guidance.
Q: Where do you bury the people killed in 9/11?
A: It's already done for you.
Yo hairline so put back that you could put 10 big size ramen noodles there.
What did one depressed kid say to the other?
Hey, wanna hang together?
Why is the Leaning Tower of Pisa leaning?
Because unlike the Twin Towers, it can dodge!