what do you get when you cross parents, the san fran bridge and a moody asian teen?
Niagra falls
I bought this happy birthday card for this orphan.
To:The Orphan
From : ______
I told this man to rev his vehicle.
Didn't know wheelchair's can't rev.
What does an M&M and juice have in common?
Window.
I killed 5 orphan's and tried to sell their organs.
Nobody still wanted them.
Did you hear about the two thieves who stole a calendar? They each got six months.
Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay they'd be bagels.
I can swallow two pieces of string and when they come out the other end, they'll be tied together. I shit you knot.
I used to date a girl with a lazy eye. Turns out she was seeing someone else the whole time.
How do you find Will Smith in the snow? Follow the fresh prints.
What does a blind man crying and an unplugged TV in common?
Nothing can be seen when they get turned on.
What's a footlong and slippery?
A slipper.
What does an orphan and a wheelchair have in common?
They can both be replaced.
I went to the orphanage and shot everyone in there. It's not like anyone will attend their funeral.
What's a deaf kids favourite words?
Shut up.
Why does a blind man still have eyes?
So he can see that he can't see.
What's the difference between a blind man and a window?
The window can see through itself.
One day I went to talk to my friend. "Hi John!" I said. No response. "Oh yea." I went to pick up the remote and clicked the unmute button. "Hope that helps."
What does a cute deaf girl and a fire have in common?
They're both hot but they're both quiet.
One man said "the audacity on that deaf kid."
The other man said "bro does even have audio."
