Worst Jokes Ever
Yo mama so ugly, she looks like a green bean with googly eyes.
What do you call a tall terrorist?
Osama Bin Laden.
Some people said that JFK had big parties. Some even would say they were *mind blowing*.
Yo mama's teeth are so yellow kids thought they were mini school buses.
Make him read a book.
Asians love it when a British person says "Race!"
Asians love it when a British person says "Rice!"
The Earth used to be flat until they buried yo mama.
Why were the Twin Towers mad?
Because they bought a pepperoni pizza, but they got plane.
what do you call an autistic police officer? special forces
What’s the difference between a gay man and a refrigerator?
The refrigerator won’t fart when you pull the meat out.
If a girl jumps off a cliff, some people call it suicide and some call it girl power, but I call it BULLSHIT.
What do you call a family picture for an orphan?
A selfie.
Yo mama is so fat, she jumped into the air and got stuck!
She be hubba on my bubba till I gum.
What God do rats worship?
Cheesus.
The "F" in "orphan" stands for family, but there is no "F" in "orphan."
What’s a orphan's fav movie?
Spider-Man: Homecoming.
Blind people driving on the highway would be the world's biggest, and shortest game of bumper cars!
Q. What is an orphan's favorite game?
A. Hide and seek.