Worst Jokes Ever
Why was the booty so good at poker?
Because it always had a good PAIR.
What did the booty say when it was asked to help?
"I've got your backside covered!"
How does a booty stay in shape?
It works its glutes off!
Why was the booty so good at math?
It knew all the ANGLES.
How do butts communicate?
By using CRACK-BERRIES!
Why couldn’t the booty stay calm?
Because it was on crack.
What do you call a smart booty?
A wise-crack!
What do you call a booty that can sing?
A crack-up!
What do sexists and WNBA fans have in common?
There's enough of them to acknowledge their existence.
What does Cangaball do after eating its vegetables?
Go on eBay to see how much he can sell the wheelchair for.
How do you lift a depressed person up?
No need, they'll find a way to get on the tree somehow.
Which of these is the smartest; also, list them too: Is it autism, Down syndrome, or ADHD?
Which one gets bullied the most, autism, Down syndrome, or ADHD?
Hello, which do y'all think is more embarrassing to have, is it autism or Down syndrome?
Why did the rapper always carry a pencil?
In case he had to draw a crowd.
Why did the booty go to the party?
It heard it was a "bash."
Why'd Biden get fired from the supermarket?
He kept telling little kids they smell like freshly baked bread.
Why did the booty go to therapy?
It had some DEEP-SEATED issues.
What do sex and food have in common?
My sister makes it better than my cousin.
Why did the rapper join a gym?
To get those SICK BARS.