Worst Jokes Ever

What did the bread photographer say to the toast? Say, "Toasted cheese!"

Roses are red, violets are fine, you'll be the 6 and I'll be the 9.

Fam, you weaker than a polar bear!

Yo mama so fat, she can't go up the elevator; she can only go down.

Yo mama's so stupid that when she went to the Super Bowl, she brought a spoon.

What’s the difference between a whale and Lizzo?

Absolutely nothing.

I'm about to cum!

What do sharks and humans have alike? The great white one.

I'm the joke.

I went to a library and I started to make fun of a disabled guy. He started crying, and I said, "Stand up for yourself!"

Yo mama so fat, she classified as a whole solar system.

If you buy a Renault Megane, all your girls will be gone.

What’s the difference between a cow and Hitler jokes?

You can’t milk the cow after 12 years.

I read the joke "what we breathe is called oxygen, that is African food" to my African friend, but he is breathing in tears from his mother dying of hunger...

At night time, in Africa, it's known as the darkest country. Till this day, I still wonder why.

One time, I was working this steamroller when the guy who I squashed farted.

I guess that’s what you call “FLAT”ulence.

What is your name? What am I pointing at? 👃🏽 And what am I holding? Hahaha!!!!! Knows nothing.

What starts with F and ends with uck? Firetruck, what were you thinking?

Question: What do you say to give a woman from West Virginia a "Nice Compliment"?

Answer: You say to her: "NICE TOOTH!"

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