Worst Jokes Ever

What did the North Tower say to the South Tower?...

"Catch you later!"

Walked in to a gun store, everything was half off.

I didn't know back-to-school shopping started.

Why do mountains never rest?

Because it’s ever-est.

The other day my wife told me to pass her her lipstick, but I accidently passed her a glue stick... she still isn't talking to me.

Boss: Have a good day.

Me: *goes home*

Too many people.

Not enough VooDoo dolls.

Guy: You won't eat a human, so why do you eat meat?

Other Guy: It is bold of you to think I won't eat a human.

Why was the orphan stupid?

Because his parents couldn't guide him.

I work on medicine; my job is to smell it to see if it's bad :)

Yo mama is so fat when she stepped on the scale, it said, "I need your weight, not your phone number!"

My grandma walked up on my doorstep and I grabbed my bible... I thought she was a smurf...

Your hairline is like Mr. Clean's... nonexistent!

Yo mama so stupid, she bought a solar powered flashlight.

Yo mama so fat, her cereal bowl has a lifeguard.

Yo mama so stupid, she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl.

Why was the Orphan boy gay?

So he can call someone Daddy.

Why can’t Asian people make a white baby?

Because two wongs don’t make a white.

What is Osama Bin Laden's favorite song rn??

UNDAAAA THE SEAAAA - by the little mermaid.

Wanna hear a joke about paper?

Never mind, it's tearable.

What do you call an autistic kid coming to school with a gun?

Special Forces incoming!