Worst Jokes Ever
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to cook?
Lil Sizzle.
Ugh, I hate anons, they're so anonnoying.
Fat person: "Hey, what's up?"
Friend: "Your blood pressure!"
Motivational quote for today: if you think you're dumb, you're probably overestimating your intellectual abilities...
Question; Why do they call Melania Trump the "Walk-In" Freezer?
Answer; Because it's where everyone goes to "Hang Their Meat"!
What do you call a rapper's pet?
A HIP-HOP-POTAMUS.
Why don't rappers ever get lost?
Because they always follow the street signs.
Why did the rapper go to the bank?
To withdraw some flow.
What did the rapper say to the broken vending machine?
"Yo, drop the BEAT!"
How do you know when a rapper's been in the kitchen?
The microwave goes, "ding, ding!"
What do you call a rapper who can't keep a beat?
A RAPPER-TAP-TAP!
Why did the hip-hop artist always carry a pencil?
For those FREESTYLE DRAFTS!
Why aren't Americans good at Clash Royale?
Because they already lost 2 towers.
What do British politics and transgender people have in common?
Both aren't what they used to be...
"Don't have sex" - Jake.
Roses are red, violets are blue; blood's thicker than water, so yeah, I got you.
What do a small pair of underpants and a small dance room have in common?
No ballroom.
"Officer, I drop kicked that child in self-defense." -Techno
What do you call a nun on a bike?
Virgin Mobile.
I was at a train station and a woman ran up to me and asked, "Is this train running on time?" I said, "No, it runs on steam and coal."