7 jokes
5+2 = 7
But 4+3 also = 7
So take your own path.
A man went to buy 5 undies, so he said, "Hi, 5 undies, please, 1 for each weekday." Then another man comes and said, "Hi, 7 undies please, 1 for each day, and they'll finish cleaning by Sunday." So the cashier said, "Now that's more like it!" And then another person said, "Hi, 12 undies please, wait, I'm gonna double check... January... fe"
Official Dj Penaldo playlist.
1. "I'm a fraud" 2. "I need you (ft. Tap-ins)" 3. "I Want to Leave Mid United" 4. "Back where I belong (ft. Europa league)" 5. "TY Eder" 6. "Nobody wants me (Rejectnaldo Remix)" 7. "Fuck that kid (ft. Lil Broke phone)" 8. "Sewy (Benched +arms crossed version)"
My wife (or husband) told me to get six cans of Sprite from the grocery store.
I had just realized when I got home that I had picked up 7-Up.
Today we need to teach our teens about having safe sex while using contraceptives.
Condoms 99 percent effective.
Birth control 99 percent effective.
Etc.
Just be like me and use underage 7 year olds works 100 percent of the time (only cost 20 years in jail ;)
10/7 is probably a spinoff of 9/11.
You can't convince me otherwise.
If 6 is afraid because 7, 8, 9, why is 10 scared?
Because it's in between 9/11.
Top ten dog breeds:
10. Dogs
9. Are
8. Beautiful
7. Animals
6. And
5. Judgement
3. Is
2. Cruel
1. Dachshund
Will you remember me in 7 years?
(Yes)
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
What 7 letters do you say when you open the fridge and see it’s empty?
O I C U R M T
We gave Erik ten Hag 7-Up after Liverpool thrashed Man Utd 7-0. He said, "F**k you all!"
The best way to tell a Hindu person and a Muslim person apart is asking them, "Are you 7-Eleven or 9/11?"
I took 7 coins from someone. He even came back from the dead to get them.
My dad went to go get milk. He came back 7 years later, and we had to send him back because he got the wrong milk.
What has 5 legs, 3 arms, and 7 feet?
The finish line at the marathon bombing.
Question: Why was "6" scared?
Answer: Because "7" ate "9"!
What is Saturn's favorite song?
"7 Rings."
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 was a registered 6 offender.
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
'Cause 7 8 9.
But why did 7 eat 9?
'Cause you need 3 square meals a day :D
What’s the difference between an Indian and an Arab?
One's responsible for 7/11, the other's responsible for 9/11.