20 jokes
Q: Who are the fastest readers in the world?
A: The 9/11 victims. They went through 20 stories in seconds.
What do you call a flamingo with 20 toes?
A flamingo.
Yo momma's so stupid, she took a shower for 20 minutes after she heard a DIRTY JOKE!
They say watching child porn will get me 20 years in jail. I prefer to think of it as two 10-year-olds.
What's the best thing about 28 year olds?
- There's 20 of them.
Why was 9 afraid of 20?
Because 28, 29.
Who can shave 20 times a day and still have a beard? -- A barber.
Today I was asked to go out by 20 girls. -- I was in the women's bathroom.
What does Bill say to Hillary after sex? -- "Honey, I'll be home in 20 minutes."
19 and 20 had a fight. 21.
Chuck Norris threw a grenade and killed 20 people, then it exploded.