20 jokes

They say watching child porn will get me 20 years in jail. I prefer to think of it as two 10-year-olds.

What's the best thing about 28 year olds?

- There's 20 of them.

Why was 9 afraid of 20?

Because 28, 29.

Who can shave 20 times a day and still have a beard? -- A barber.

Today I was asked to go out by 20 girls. -- I was in the women's bathroom.

What does Bill say to Hillary after sex? -- "Honey, I'll be home in 20 minutes."

19 and 20 had a fight. 21.

Chuck Norris threw a grenade and killed 20 people, then it exploded.