11th jokes
What dessert do you get on September 11th?
An ice cream flight!
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Subway trying to commemorate 9/11: CRASH INTO SUBWAY THIS SUBTEMBER 11TH TO GET 2 FOOTLONG SUBS FOR ONLY $9.11, THAT'S 2 FOOTLONG SUBS FOR $9.11 AND WATCH THEM FALL... INTO YOUR MOUTH!
Today we had a test on September 11th in school. I got a 9/11.
Why did the tall building fall?
It was September 11th.
I have a friend whose birthday is on September 11th.
They're going to have an explosive party that will definitely blow you away!
It's gonna be the bomb, and a blast, too!
POV: You are a passenger on September 11th, 2001, and you see the pilots wearing a Muslim turban.
On September 11th, 2001, the New York Giants lost against the Jets.
Why is September 11th the best birthday ever? No one forgets it :)
I’m a god, and I’m here to flex on you bitches. My flight to New York on September 11th was rocky, but I lived.
Imagine dying on a plane, fr. At least try and respawn:/
What day is international terrorist day?
September 11th, 2001.
"September 11th plane driving classes for free."
For my birthday on September 11th this year, I just want a plane, but delicious, chocolate cake.
Why is September 11th the best birthday?
Everyone remembers it! :)
The 11th of September is considered 9/11 in America. The Twin Towers fell on 9/11 in 2001, but to call an emergency in America, you dial 911! 😮 You could say they dialed that correctly.
What game did Al-Qaeda play with the Twin Towers on September 11th, 2001? Jenga.
What did Spiderman say on September 11th, 2001?
"Look out, Here comes the Spiderman!"
What kind of birthday cake do you get on September 11th?
Three small ones, so you can have a flight of different cake flavors!
Why is September 11th an awesome birthday to have?
Because no one forgets it! :)
I'm writing a movie about 9/11. It's called "September 11th Two Thousand Fun."