11th

11th jokes

9/11

On September 11th, 2001, the New York Giants lost against the Jets.

Test

Today we had a test on September 11th in school. I got a 9/11.

Birthday

I have a friend whose birthday is on September 11th.

They're going to have an explosive party that will definitely blow you away!

It's gonna be the bomb, and a blast, too!

Imposter

In a game, there are crew members that have to keep the ship running. But little did they know, there was an imposter among them.

Sound familiar? 🤔

Well, in September 11th...

Subway

Subway trying to commemorate 9/11: CRASH INTO SUBWAY THIS SUBTEMBER 11TH TO GET 2 FOOTLONG SUBS FOR ONLY $9.11, THAT'S 2 FOOTLONG SUBS FOR $9.11 AND WATCH THEM FALL... INTO YOUR MOUTH!

Plane

For my birthday on September 11th this year, I just want a plane, but delicious, chocolate cake.

Spiderman

What did Spiderman say on September 11th, 2001?

"Look out, Here comes the Spiderman!"

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Cake

What kind of birthday cake do you get on September 11th?

Three small ones, so you can have a flight of different cake flavors!

Pilot

POV: You are a passenger on September 11th, 2001, and you see the pilots wearing a Muslim turban.

9/11

I'm writing a movie about 9/11. It's called "September 11th Two Thousand Fun."

Birthday

My birthday's on September 11th, I'm gonna turn the fuck up and throw a banger! Then rub my tits in birthday cake frosting!!! WOOOOOOOOO!