Zoology jokes
What do you call a three humped camel?
What do you call a group of kangaroos? Gangaroos.
What do you call a once that's an insect?
A creepy crawly.
Kid: Why aren’t koalas considered bears?
Nerd: Because they're marsupials.
Kid: No, because they didn’t have the koala-fication!
What do you call a bird with no feet? A fly.
What do you call a giraffe giving a blow job to another giraffe?
Getting neck!
A pair of cows were talking in the field. One says, "Have you heard about the mad cow disease that's going around?"
"Yeah," the other cow says. "Makes me glad I'm a penguin."
The joke about the giraffe’s neck is far too long to tell.
A salamander came by me the other day and he AXOLOTL questions. Ba dum tss!!!
Why are toads born with balls on their body?
Because they want more attention!
What do you call a cat that walks slowly?
CATerpillar
Why does no one sit next to a cheetah during school? Because they're a big cheetah.
What’s the difference between a cat and a frog?
A cat has nine lives, and a frog croaks every day.
What do bees make milk from?
Boobees.
What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino?
Answer: Elephino.
What do you call a bird with no wings?
Moas didn't even know that existed!
What do you call an octopus on land?
A spider, duh!
Why is the koala not a bear?
It doesn't have the right koalafications.
Snake one: Are we venomous?
Snake two: Yep!... Why do you ask?
Snake one: Cuz I just bit my tongue!!! (Drama scene)
What's a kind of cat that lives in the water? Octopus.