Why don’t alligators grow up to 15 feet?
They only have 4.
What's the difference between an alligator and a crocodile?
One of them you'll see in a while, and the other one you'll see later.
Have you heard about the animal that was made of a human hand?
It's an ARMadillo.
What do you call a skeleton snake?
A rattler!
Why couldn't the lizard get a girlfriend?
Because he had a reptile dysfunction!
