Zoology jokes
How many times do you tickle an octopus to make it laugh?
Ten-tickles.
Q: What type of mother gives their daughter sperm? A: A furry mother.
Why aren’t koalas actual bears?
They don’t meet all the koalifications!
Why don’t alligators grow up to 15 feet?
They only have 4.
What's the difference between an alligator and a crocodile?
One of them you'll see in a while, and the other one you'll see later.
Q: What's black, white, and Asian?
A: A panda!
How many times do you tickle a squid before it laughs?
TEN-TICKLES
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Have you heard about the animal that was made of a human hand?
It's an ARMadillo.
What do you call an animal with 3 eyes, 2 mouths, 6 noses, and 4 ears?
What do you call a skeleton snake?
A rattler!
Why couldn't the lizard get a girlfriend?
Because he had a reptile dysfunction!