Yours jokes
10 dicks up your mom's ass!
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "You're." "You're who?" "You're adopted!"
Your mom stinks.
That is my joke.
You mom doesn’t really stink.
I know I am stupid. 🤕
Q. What's red and crawls up your leg?
A. A homesick abortion.
What time is it when your kids stay home from school? S'no time!
What is your car's name?
Write 317537 on your calculator and turn it over to spell "Leslie."
What time do you have when an elephant sits on your fence?
Time to get a new fence!
The ones you hate most are also the ones who are by your side most.
An old woman goes to the doctor complaining of extremely smelly gas.
"I don't understand it, Doc," she said, "I have this terrible, terrible gas." "Thankfully," she added, "they are at least silent when I fart."
Doctor hands her a bottle of pills, tells her take them all and then come back to see him.
The old woman returned a short time later extremely mad. "I took those pills like you said and not only is my gas smelly, but now when I fart they are obnoxiously loud!", she yelled.
The doctor said, "well, now that we've solved your hearing problem, let's see what we can do about that gas".
What is your name?
What time do dogs 🐕 get a walk done ✅?
Time to walk with your dog 🐶!
What's the best thing about Alzheimer's? You can hide your own Easter eggs!!
It's embarrassing when there is no toilet paper and you need to go and get one with your pants down. Luckily, the supermarket is just around the corner.
What is your favorite name?
What is your favorite time of day?
What is a nut that says, "What is your favorite name?"
A magic nut.
Yo momma is so hungry that she ate your peanuts!
What comes to visit more often than your aunt? Your acne.
How to tell your kid he's adopted:
Son, I'm a virgin.