You're jokes
What came before the dinosaurs?
Your hairline, because it's so far back!
If you measured your hairline with a protractor, it would show 90 degrees.
When you're born on 4/20/69...
If I measured your forehead, it would be 100,000,000,000,000,000 miles long.
Your hairline and forehead must be friends, because they go way back further than the universe.
If you tried to look at your hairline in a mirror, it would shatter into 100,000,000,000 pieces.
How can you tell it's a gay barbecue?
'Cause all the hot dogs taste like shit.
There were two friends talking one day. Tim tells John, "I think I'm gay."
John says to Tim, "What do you mean?"
Tim says, "When I grow up, I want to dress like a woman and sing karaoke in a bar and call myself (Gillette the best a man can get)!"
John says to Tim, "I think you're right, and thanks for reminding me I need to buy razors."
Your forehead and hairline are like friends; they go way back.
Your mama is so far that when she told a joke, no one was laughing, but the floor was literally cracking up.
Even Captain Cook couldn't discover your eyebrows.
Even Captain Cook couldn't discover your forehead.
Your eyebrows turned into little butterflies and flew away!
Your eyebrows run away like your dad.
Me: I been up all night, no sleep--
The lie detector I didn’t know I had: Lie.
Me: stfu! I’m just singing!
Lie detector: You literally listen to music all the time... you almost don’t even sleep!
Me: THEN WHY THE FUCK DID TOU SAY IT’S A LIE, WHEN I SAID I DIDN’T SLEEP?!
Lie detector: It’s 3:00 AM in 8 minutes, you usually close your eyes to sleep when it’s 5:00 AM... You get waken up at 7:00 AM... you only sleep two hours......
When you're 34, it'll be 420 months before you turn 69 years old.
The tables in my class are straight, but I can’t say the same thing for your hairline.
Guy 1: Hey, can you stop making 9/11 jokes? My dad died during it.
Guy 2: Sorry, I will stop. What was your dad?
Guy 1: The pilot. He saw a KFC and wanted it, so, well, you know.
Your hairline is pushed back; we can see what you are thinking of.
Your hairline left you because you were too ugly for your push back hairline.