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If your uncle Jack needed help getting off of a horse, would you help your uncle Jack off a horse?

If you don't have big Nyash,

Lower your voice while talking to me, you Mau Mau warrior. 😂😂😂

Johnny Depp to a 15-year-old girl: "Wow, look at that sexy body! Savvy!"

Michael Jackson, when talking about a 6-year-old boy: "The boy is mine! That doggone boy is mine! Don't waste your time...."

Donald Trump, Bill Clinton, and Jeffrey Epstein entering and exclaiming, "Wow, this place is more fun than the Playboy Mansion!"

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    • Your mom is so fat, she starts the alphabet with the letter "o" for obesity, hahaha!

    I was walking down the street and saw a kid and I said, "Are you an orphan?"

    He said, "Yeah, what gave me away?"

    I said, "Your parents at first."

    If you text your crush and they leave you on read, just know that "read" has four letters. You know what also has four letters? "Mine." So that basically means that you are theirs. :)

    Your mama's so fat that she can’t even talk, even if Kevin says, "Oh my gosh!" 'cause she has a big ass mouth.

    "There is no way you can fit in there."

    "Says who?"

    "Your mom."

    "When?"

    "Last night."

    "OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH-"

    Is it sexual harassment if a midget walks by you and tells you that your hair smells nice?

    Me when my girlfriend comes home, I check her phone and there are 100 texts from a different guy asking her out, and her text says yes.

    Get the whip, you're out!