You're jokes
Your leg is straighter than James Charles.
Me: What do we need from there? I have a few things to do before I head out to the store, and then I will be home to pick up the stuff.
Random person: What stuff? 🤨
Me: What?
The person: You said you’re going to pick up “the stuff”!!! What do you mean by that?!
Me: Colourful flamingo fart.
You're so fat, you have your own gravitational pull.
A man tried to tame a horse, but always failed. The news spread around town that this man couldn’t tame one single horse.
One day, the man went to a bar, where a fairly old man sat next to him. “Well partner!” He began. “I guess your dream horse is more of a NIGHT-MARE!”
Your hairline is so far, too far, even dark humored jokes are scared of it.
Your hairline goes further back, even further back than the Precambrian Time.
Your forehead and your hairline must be old friends, because they go way back.
What does the Bartles and Jaymes wine cooler television ad have in common with ministers who are white Christian nationalists?
They both thank you for your financial support.
Your hairline is so far back that when your teacher puts you in the front of the class, your hairline is quite in the back.
Singing in the shower is fun until you get soap in your mouth, then it's a soap opera.
Your momma is so stupid, she farted and turned the radio on to cover up the smell.
Your mum is so bad at cooking, Gordon Ramsey brought back Hitler to show her how to use an oven.
Your hairline is so ugly, like your mum.
Your hairline is so wonky that it looks like the McDonald’s sign.
How do you make an 8 year old girl cry twice?
Wipe your bloody cock off on her favorite teddy bear.
Girl: I’m so in love with you!
Boy: Me too. I think you’re abcdefghijk: aesthetic, beautiful, cool, determined, elegant, famous, hot.
Girl: What’s the ijk?
Boy: I’m just kidding.
Why do orphans that go to their friend's house get this reaction from the friend's mom:
"Go back to your house, it's late." "Finn, wait, can I have your mom's phone number?" "Finn, wait, aren't you an orphan?" "Wait, don't you have a phone, Finn?" "Wait, I forgot, you don't have a phone because nobody wanted to get you a phone or to get you."
What happened when a kid bullied an orphan?
The orphan said, "I’m going to tell my mom!"
Bully: "I wanna see your mom!"
Narrator: At that moment, he knew he messed up.
This was my friend's joke he wanted me to post;)
Your hairline so back it caused 9/11.
What's the autistic kid's favorite song? Yours.