You're jokes
If you are a girl and your favorite movie as a kid was Mulan, they successfully made a man out of you.
Your forehead is so deep, not even curry can shoot from that deep.
What's the last thing Asians hear from their parents?
"My money is my money. Your money is my money. Your wife's money is my money. Always remember that, son."
Friend: Hi!
Me: Who are you?
Friend: ...your friend?
Me: What are you talking about? The doctor already said I couldn’t have any.
You learn from mistakes!
That's why you're an only child!
You look like you're playing hide-and-seek with your hairline.
Your forehead is so big, I thought it was Mount Chiliad.
Your hairline is so wonky, "Wheels on the Bus" goes round and round on your hairline.
Guy, your hairline was the reason Adolf Hitler said, "Let there be war!"
Your hair and your hairline must be best friends, 'cause they go waaaaay back!
When Elsa said, "Let it go," you took it too seriously and let go of your hairline.
My mom gives me your stuff because you have bad grades.
Me: How about my 5 little brothers? I have A's; he has F's.
She lets him play anyway and I don't.
When my bro says "YOUR MOM" when I'm talking when I'm at school, and my friend says "YOUR MOM," me punches him;-;
Everyone is able to be stupid, but you're just abusing the privilege.
What's the difference between your mum and the Twin Towers?
I would smash the Twin Towers.
Your face is horrific like the state of the Twin Towers.
"You're really hot, I wanna hit on you like the plane hit the Twin Towers."
What joke could orphan's never understand?
Your Mom jokes.
The first child, Daisy, asks her mother why she is named Daisy. The mother said, "That's because a daisy fell on your head when you were born."
The second child, Raindrop, asked why he is named Raindrop, and the mother said, "That's because a drop of rain fell on your head when you were born."
Then the third child, Cinderblock, said, "fxg,kxf dsdsvtg,hjer,btjh,rbtsvikvsdtxde43f."
Yo mama is so fat your dad could never get away.