Your mom jokes
Teacher: Everyone, tomorrow is bring your mom to school day.
Me: Sorry but my mom's not gonna make it.
Teacher: Why?
Me: I'm an orphan, bitch.
Your mom is ugly.
You're gay.
Bro, I am straighter than the pole that your mom dances on for me every night.
Your mom is so fat when you printed the picture, it would not stop printing! 😂🤣
Person 1: How the freak did you get in my house?!?! I locked the door!!!
Person 2: But I'm your mom... I have a key. You dumbass.
Your mom's so fat, Donald Trump built the wall around her.
Your mom is so ugly. When she goes to the dentist, they make her face down.
Me: What is the difference between your mom and a mosquito?
Friend: Let me guess, they both suck you.
What's the difference between a cheater and your mom?
They both cheated!
Kids when they meet a kid out of home alone be like: “At least your mom came back!”
Your mom is so fat, it takes a year to turn around.
B b b b bird bird bird, the bird banged your mom!
My bully: Your face is ugly.
Me: Yeah well your mom is so fat she broke the stairway to heaven.
My bully: :(
You want to hear a joke?
Your mom.
Your mom's just like a penny. Practically worthless, and in everyone's pants.
Your mom finds a mirror on the scrapyard and says, "I would have thrown away a picture like that, too!"
I fucked your mom.
You and your mom.
Your mom gay.
Your mom and dad abandoned you because you're too ugly.