Your mom is so ugly, she's the reason he swerved.
Your hairline is so far back your mom can't cut it.
What's the difference between a cheater and your mom?
They both cheated!
When I was walking home, a couple of married guys were saying, "Your mom is good at her job," but I realized my mom doesn't work.
So I ask my mom, "Why are these guys saying you're good at your job? You don't work." My mom said, "Yeah, I got a new job." So I said, "What do you do?" My mom said, "Job hand, no, I mean it's called a hand job."
Your mom is so fat when she skipped a meal, the whole stock market crashed.
Your mom is so fat she tripped, and I didn’t even laugh, but the sidewalk cracked up.
Saw that shit on Roblox.
Your Mom so fat that she went on to commit suicide, but the roof fell off.....
Peter: *curses*
Sam: Wow, do you kiss your mom with that mouth?
Peter: Jokes on you, I don't have a mom.
Tony: *having a heart attack* AFSJDHFKJJD Peter, we talked about this!!!
What's the difference between your mom and a fat female cow...
A female cow doesn't have a dick.
I bet when your mom first saw you, she said, "Oh my god, this ain't my child. My child would look amazing."
Guys, can we stop this stupid drama? I just wanna post my "Doin' Your Mom" lyrics and funny jokes! Please stop it!
Person: Where's your mom and dad?
Orphan: :(
Your mom is so fat that she thought Eminem is a candy.
What happened when a kid bullied an orphan?
The orphan said, "I’m going to tell my mom!"
Bully: "I wanna see your mom!"
Narrator: At that moment, he knew he messed up.
This was my friend's joke he wanted me to post;)
Your mom gay.
Orphan: I fucked your mom.
Kid: At least mine survived from it.
YOUR MOM sucks my dick 24/7.
Your mom laughs at your father, because he has an ugly wife.
What do you call a duck with no head?
Your mom gay.
Yeah man, you watch Pornhub, and you have premium too, but at least I don't need Premium to see your mom in bed.
Your mom is so weak, when she jumped from the Twin Towers, her baby became disabled.
