Your mom is so weak, when she jumped from the Twin Towers, her baby became disabled.
Yeah man, you watch Pornhub, and you have premium too, but at least I don't need Premium to see your mom in bed.
In response to a buddy saying they joined a golf club:
"Jfc, youβve gone softer than your old manβs dick after your mom suggests a romantic night in! I swear to God youβre so fucking bougie."
(Pause)
"Oh, I forgot to tell you, while you were gone I got a weird call for you... Some Jeff guy? Said something about a loan..."
"Jeff who?"
"Bezos."
What do you call a boy in your mom?
Your dad.
Your mom is so fat she won't be in a coffin when she dies. She won't fit in it.
I love you you too I love you you have a good night love π love π I love you you and your mom love β€οΈ love β€οΈ you have the best friends love π you have fun love π is it good you you have to walk home from school and walk walk home from school π« I have fun at home π‘
your mom is fat and that's a joke
Teacher: Everyone, tomorrow is bring your mom to school day.
Me: Sorry but my mom's not gonna make it.
Teacher: Why?
Me: I'm an orphan, bitch.
Your mom is so fat, they asked if she was a sumo wrestler.
Sike, I lied, your mom is a guy!
B b b b bird bird bird, the bird banged your mom!
What do you call your mom?
Basement bound.
Tell your mom happy last night emoji in my bed
Why'd the titanic sink? Because your mom was still on it.
Cause she knows how I like it, and that Iβm a little young to be in the bed, butt-naked doin' your mom.
If you're an orphan, it must be pretty hard taking "your mom" jokes.
This page is for fat jokes, right? Well, I am breaking the mold! Yo Mama so fat! That's not a Joke it's True.
P.S. If your mom is actually fat, then I am sorry that I don't care.
Where was your mom last night? In the man club?
Your mom's so small that she hang glided on a Dorito!
Lol, this joke may not be funny, but what do you call your mom fat and emo?
