Your mom jokes
Your mom is so fat that when she stood on a scale, it said, "We need an actual person, not an elephant!"
"There is no way you can fit in there."
"Says who?"
"Your mom."
"When?"
"Last night."
"OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH-"
The way you are so ugly your parents even regret the day you were born.
The way you are so black when your mom is bathing you in the dark, she has to put flour in the water to see you.
🤣🤣🤣
What's your mom on?
Deez nuts!
Your mama is so stupid.
Your dad said, "You're driving me crazy," so your mom handed him the keys and said, "You can drive."
Memes
when your mom finds out you pour milk before cereal
When you see your mom.
Me: bruh
Her: Are you serious right now bro?
Me: Yeah no shit.
Her: *slaps me*
Your mom is so hairy that King Kong got jealous of her.
Why did your mom cross the road?
You were on the same side as her, and she wanted to get as far away from you as possible.
Why couldn't your mom make you dinner? Because she's dead!
Knock, knock.
Your mom.
Guy on Fortnite: "Ima sleep with your mom lmao."
Orphan: Starts crying.
Where's your mom at?
When your mom says it will all be ok if you just......... *there is blood on the floor*
When you say, "I wish I could cut off these bumps on my neck." (Your mom walking to you with a knife.)
The woman had a dick, lol, it's your mom ahahahahahaha, yeah YOU! Jhon man! In New York City I am on to you! I will be under your bed tonight lol get a bodyguard!
Roses are red, violets are blue, people think that you’re fat, until they saw your mom.
Me: Where's your mom?
Kid: [cries]
Me: [leaving from the adoption center]
Your Mom is so friking fat, that when she ripped her pants and went to the seamster, they said, "We don't sew curtains!"
Orphanage kid: You’re ugly!
Kid with mother: Your mom!
I accidentally said, "Go cry to your mom," to an orphan. ðŸ˜