Your mom jokes
Your mom is so fat Buzz Lightyear had to say "To infinity to beyond" to leave her house.
I like to make your mom jokes.
Because they're easy like your mom.
Your mom is so fat that when she went on top of one of the Twin Towers, it collapsed.
The earth was once flat... until they buried your mom.
Your mom does not need the internet. She's already worldwide.
Your mom is so fat Thanos had to snap twice.
Your mom said my cum tastes like Captain Crunch, bitch.
Tell an orphan "your mom", but then remember he doesn't have one.
Your Mom's Favorite Book, Chapter 1: How To Cook.
I saw your forehead and realized your mom and dad's foreheads were as big as yours. Also, you're gay.
Your mom was dating a boy that had a twin brother, but she did it with the wrong one.
Your hairline and your mom go way back.
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your mom's house.
Knock knock.
You: Who's there?
Your new father!
And I blame it on the al-al-al-cohol, but if I were you, I wouldn’t kiss your mom on the mouth at all.
Your mom is so small that she can fit in the luggage.
I saw a small kid crying, so I asked him, "Where's your mom?" but he started crying, so I left the funeral. 🙂🙂
You want to hear a joke?
Your mom.
Your mom is so fat, every time she turns around, it's her birthday.
But your mom's the best, the super M.I.L.F.
As soon as I saw your mom, my Premature Ejaculation went off.