Your mom jokes
Your mom is so small that she can fit in the luggage.
I saw your forehead and realized your mom and dad's foreheads were as big as yours. Also, you're gay.
Your mom was dating a boy that had a twin brother, but she did it with the wrong one.
Your Mom's Favorite Book, Chapter 1: How To Cook.
Tell an orphan "your mom", but then remember he doesn't have one.
Your hairline and your mom go way back.
I like to make your mom jokes.
Because they're easy like your mom.
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your mom's house.
Knock knock.
You: Who's there?
Your new father!
I saw a small kid crying, so I asked him, "Where's your mom?" but he started crying, so I left the funeral. 🙂🙂
But your mom's the best, the super M.I.L.F.
And I blame it on the al-al-al-cohol, but if I were you, I wouldn’t kiss your mom on the mouth at all.
Your mom does not need the internet. She's already worldwide.
Your mom is so fat Buzz Lightyear had to say "To infinity to beyond" to leave her house.
Your mom is so fat that when she went on top of one of the Twin Towers, it collapsed.
The earth was once flat... until they buried your mom.
Your mom said my cum tastes like Captain Crunch, bitch.
Your mom is so fat Thanos had to snap twice.
Your mom is so fat, every time she turns around, it's her birthday.
You want to hear a joke?
Your mom.
When your mom says it will all be ok if you just......... *there is blood on the floor*