Your mom jokes
Your mom is emo, Deacon.
Why couldn't your mom make you dinner? Because she's dead!
Roses are red, violets are blue, people think that you’re fat, until they saw your mom.
Your mom is so hairy that King Kong got jealous of her.
The woman had a dick, lol, it's your mom ahahahahahaha, yeah YOU! Jhon man! In New York City I am on to you! I will be under your bed tonight lol get a bodyguard!
Memes
Your mom after your dad left and never came back with the milk
When your mom says it will all be ok if you just......... *there is blood on the floor*
Guy on Fortnite: "Ima sleep with your mom lmao."
Orphan: Starts crying.
Knock, knock.
Your mom.
Hey guys, starting tomorrow, I will put one letter of the "doin your mom" song every day. Can I finish the song?
Also, I might be in Fortnite, hehehehehe.
Yo forehead so angled, your mom could walk up.
You look like your mom and your dad had a child.
Your mom is so fat, she looks like she ate the marshmallow from Ghostbusters.
The way you are so ugly your parents even regret the day you were born.
The way you are so black when your mom is bathing you in the dark, she has to put flour in the water to see you.
🤣🤣🤣
"There is no way you can fit in there."
"Says who?"
"Your mom."
"When?"
"Last night."
"OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH-"
Your mom disrespected your dad when he saw your face.
Your mom is so fat that when she stood on a scale, it said, "We need an actual person, not an elephant!"
Your mom.
Why was your mom so into me?
'Cause she was the man.
Your mom dot com.
Your mom gave me a three course meal last night:
Starters - Foreplay
Main course - Reverse Cowgirl
Dessert - Blowy
Won't forget the side drink of an individual on individual bukkake.