Your mom jokes

Your mom is so hairy that King Kong got jealous of her.

When you say, "I wish I could cut off these bumps on my neck." (Your mom walking to you with a knife.)

Knock, knock.

Your mom.

Guy on Fortnite: "Ima sleep with your mom lmao."

Orphan: Starts crying.

Hey guys, starting tomorrow, I will put one letter of the "doin your mom" song every day. Can I finish the song?

Also, I might be in Fortnite, hehehehehe.

Yo forehead so angled, your mom could walk up.

Where's your mom at?

Your mom.

Your mom is so stupid, she thought eating ass was cannibalism.

Your mom is so ugly, she's the reason he swerved.

Your hairline is so far back your mom can't cut it.

What's the difference between a cheater and your mom?

They both cheated!

When I was walking home, a couple of married guys were saying, "Your mom is good at her job," but I realized my mom doesn't work.

So I ask my mom, "Why are these guys saying you're good at your job? You don't work." My mom said, "Yeah, I got a new job." So I said, "What do you do?" My mom said, "Job hand, no, I mean it's called a hand job."

What happened when a kid bullied an orphan?

The orphan said, "I’m going to tell my mom!"

Bully: "I wanna see your mom!"

Narrator: At that moment, he knew he messed up.

This was my friend's joke he wanted me to post;)

Your mom is so fat that she thought Eminem is a candy.

Peter: *curses*

Sam: Wow, do you kiss your mom with that mouth?

Peter: Jokes on you, I don't have a mom.

Tony: *having a heart attack* AFSJDHFKJJD Peter, we talked about this!!!

Your Mom so fat that she went on to commit suicide, but the roof fell off.....

Your mom is so fat when she skipped a meal, the whole stock market crashed.

Your mom is so fat she tripped, and I didn’t even laugh, but the sidewalk cracked up.

Saw that shit on Roblox.

What's the difference between your mom and a fat female cow...

A female cow doesn't have a dick.

Guys, can we stop this stupid drama? I just wanna post my "Doin' Your Mom" lyrics and funny jokes! Please stop it!