Your mom jokes
As soon as I saw your mom, my Premature Ejaculation went off.
I said, "Are you half left or half right?"
"Neither! In-between."
"What?! In between your mom's tits when you go to sleep with her at night?"
Your mom was absolutely getting drilled by me on the living room floor last night.
Your mom smells so bad she could stun a horse in a field.
I like it when your mom keeps on top of things.
(Male fantasy)
Yeah, on top of me on the living room carpet, snogging my face off.
when your mom finds out you pour milk before cereal
Your mom is the biggest tosser on the planet, yeah, you heard right.
I don't have to strain myself a blood vessel and be wankin' solo anymore; she saved me a whole load of arthritis.
You look like your mom and your dad had a child.
Your mom.
Q: What do you call a tsunami?
A: Your mom's water breaking.
Your mom dot com.
Why was your mom so into me?
'Cause she was the man.
"There is no way you can fit in there."
"Says who?"
"Your mom."
"When?"
"Last night."
"OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH-"
Your mom is so fat, she looks like she ate the marshmallow from Ghostbusters.
Okay, what do you call that purple thing in your mom's top dresser drawer that she calls her best best friend for some weird reason?
Dad better look out from Bob, battery-operated boyfriend, hahaha!
The way you are so ugly your parents even regret the day you were born.
The way you are so black when your mom is bathing you in the dark, she has to put flour in the water to see you.
🤣🤣🤣
When your mom says it will all be ok if you just......... *there is blood on the floor*
When you say, "I wish I could cut off these bumps on my neck." (Your mom walking to you with a knife.)
Guy on Fortnite: "Ima sleep with your mom lmao."
Orphan: Starts crying.
Why did your mom cross the road?
You were on the same side as her, and she wanted to get as far away from you as possible.
Why couldn't your mom make you dinner? Because she's dead!