Your mom jokes

Your Mom so fat that she went on to commit suicide, but the roof fell off.....

I accidentally said, "Go cry to your mom," to an orphan. 😭

BULLY vs. QUIET KID

Bully: I bet your dick is as small as a Tic Tac.

Quiet Kid: That's why your mom's breath smells so good.

QUIET KID WINS

Okay, what do you call that purple thing in your mom's top dresser drawer that she calls her best best friend for some weird reason?

Dad better look out from Bob, battery-operated boyfriend, hahaha!

Your mom is so weak, when she jumped from the Twin Towers, her baby became disabled.

Your mom gay.

Your classmate: You're so ugly.

Me: That's what your mom said when she had you and called you a mistake.

Jimmy: Your mom is gay.

Me: No, you.

Jimmy: I have no mom.

Kid: Who is your mom?

Orphan: They left me😭

Your Mom tells you to take out the trash, and the next day the Police are asking if you bombed the School.

Your mom is so fat that she thought Eminem is a candy.

Roses are red,

Potatoes are brown,

Your mom's so hot,

I put her down.

What's the difference between a suicide bomber and your mom?

A suicide bomber doesn't abort their mission like your mom did when she had you.

Your mom was so fat that she couldn't have a man and couldn't go through the door.

I'M JOKING, DON'T GET MAD!

Your mom is a transgender, your dad took a wrong turn just like his gender, your brother is just gay.

B b b b bird bird bird, the bird banged your mom!

A kid gets home from school and finds his mom and dad having sex. The kid asks, "What are you doing, Dad?" The dad replies, "Having sex with your mom, son," and he starts laughing.

The next day, Dad gets home from work and finds his son having sex with his nan. The dad shouts, "What the hell are you doing, son?" The kid replies, "It's not funny when it's your mom, is it?"

If life was like Pacific Rim, I'd say your mom's pussy was a category 5.

Your mom is so fat that she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl.

Your hairline is so far back your mom can't cut it.