Your mom jokes
You know what’s traumatizing?
Your mom breastfeeding in front of you.
Help!
Your mom was born in a dumpster, as well as you.
Your mom gave me a three course meal last night:
Starters - Foreplay
Main course - Reverse Cowgirl
Dessert - Blowy
Won't forget the side drink of an individual on individual bukkake.
Me explaining my child: when your mom is sitting on a table during her period, it's called the periodic table.
Guys, can we stop this stupid drama? I just wanna post my "Doin' Your Mom" lyrics and funny jokes! Please stop it!
So relatable Tbh.
Your mom is so old, she turned to dust before Thanos snapped.
What do you call your mom?
Monkey.
Your mom is so fat that she works as a hydraulic press in a car factory!
What do you call a duck with no head?
Your mom gay.
When your mom fell down, a 10 magnitude earthquake shook the Earth.
1. Are you talking to me because I think you talked to my backside?
2. Your mom must taste good because it is always in your mouth.
3. My foot lasts longer than your life.
What is a queef?
Something your mum did in bed last night. 😩😩😩🍑🍑🍑🌬️🌬️🌬️🌪️🌪️🌪️
My dick's so big, I stuck it in your mom's loose hole.
When you ask your mom for candy but you grab from the wrong drawer…
Your earlobes are so big, you can fit your mom inside of them 5000 times and still have room for more!
When your mom tells you to stop playing on the computer, you say, "Foot you!"
You want to hear a joke?
Your mom.
Me and your mom in the bed.
You're so ugly your mom said, "I want an abortion."
Your mom gay.