In response to a buddy saying they joined a golf club:
"Jfc, youβve gone softer than your old manβs dick after your mom suggests a romantic night in! I swear to God youβre so fucking bougie."
(Pause)
"Oh, I forgot to tell you, while you were gone I got a weird call for you... Some Jeff guy? Said something about a loan..."
"Jeff who?"
"Bezos."
What do you call a boy in your mom?
Your dad.
Your mom is so fat she won't be in a coffin when she dies. She won't fit in it.
Tell your mom happy last night. π in my bed.
Why'd the Titanic sink? Because your mom was still on it!
This page is for fat jokes, right? Well, I am breaking the mold! Yo Mama so fat! That's not a Joke it's True.
P.S. If your mom is actually fat, then I am sorry that I don't care.
If you're an orphan, it must be pretty hard taking "your mom" jokes.
What's the difference between your mom and a mosquito?
Answer: The mosquito stops sucking if you slap hard enough.
Your mom is hot.
Where was your mom last night? In the man club?
Your mom is so fat that Dora couldn't explore her.
Lol, this joke may not be funny, but what do you call your mom fat and emo?
B b b b bird bird bird, the bird banged your mom!
Sike, I lied, your mom is a guy!
What do you call your mom?
Basement bound.
Your mom is so fat, they asked if she was a sumo wrestler.
Teacher: Everyone, tomorrow is bring your mom to school day.
Me: Sorry but my mom's not gonna make it.
Teacher: Why?
Me: I'm an orphan, bitch.
What's the difference between you and your mom?
I slept with your mom.
Your mom is so ugly that she uses Snapchat filters to make her pretty.
Your mom is so ugly that she made a mirror shatter.
