Your mom is so fat that Dora couldn't explore her.
Your mom is so ugly that she uses Snapchat filters to make her pretty.
Your mom is so ugly that she made a mirror shatter.
What's the difference between your mom and a mosquito?
Answer: The mosquito stops sucking if you slap hard enough
Your mom is hot
Your mom has a bone to pick with me.
I raped your mom. I flipped her upside down and called the position "wow."
What do you call a fat bitch that eats cum from used condoms? Your mom!
Your mom is so fat that she cannot look at her feet when taking a shower.
your mom gay
It was raining sadly all day. My wife, my two daughters, and me were stuck in the house when wife’s mom and dad just died.
Wife: 😭😭😭I wish this never happened.
Mia, our first daughter: Mommy, it’s ok. I love whenever I see you🥰🥰
Abby, our second daughter: I love you all. Only if you guys die I won’t, but I love you when you're alive 😉😏
Me, husband: What kind of nonsense was that? You love us when we’re alive, but you don’t love us when we’re dead🤥😥😓
Everyone except Abby: Abby, this is serious. Mommy’s mother and father died. Mia says: Yes, your mom is sadly down right now, you made her more sad😡🤬. Dad says: *sniffs* Abby, I had made a discussion. I will take you to an orphanage. I am sorry 😣 when I am better and happy and I forgot what you said then we’ll get you back. Mom says:
This was not a joke. I just did this for Love 💕
Your mom is ugly
Your mom so ugly that Paul Walker died.
Your mom, bro! XD Roasted! Lmfaoooooooooo!
Last night I had a dream of lead, but your mom won't let me tell you.
Your Mom tells you to take out the trash, and the next day the Police are asking if you bombed the School.
Wanna hear a joke? YOUR MOM!
OHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
Your mom is so fat it takes a year to turn around
Why does your mom hate you?
Because you are a loser.
Your mom is so ugly, you look like her. Oh, got 'em!
