Your mom jokes
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Your mom.
Your mom who?
O shit, my mom's home! Honey, get the f*** out of my house!
Your mom is so fat that she thought Eminem is a candy.
Your mom is so fat that when she stood on a scale, it said, "We need an actual person, not an elephant!"
Your mom #69.
Your mom is so ugly, she made the devil go to church.
What's the difference between your mom and your dad? One leaves your life to go get milk, and the other cleans up after you, feeds you, and does your laundry.
Your forehead is so big that your mom stayed in the delivery room just to give birth to your head.
Why is your mom's butt so smelly? Cause she wipes poorly.
Your mom!
Your mom gay.
BULLY vs. QUIET KID
Bully: I bet your dick is as small as a Tic Tac.
Quiet Kid: That's why your mom's breath smells so good.
QUIET KID WINS
What's the difference between your mom and a fat female cow...
A female cow doesn't have a dick.
Your hairline is so far back your mom can't cut it.
Kid: Who is your mom?
Orphan: They left me😭
So little Johnny was on the bus, and the bus driver already hated him. So he started to talk to himself JUST loud enough for the bus driver to hear.
"If my dad was a bull, and my mom was a cow, that would make me... a little bull!"
"If my dad was a rooster, and my mom was a hen, that would make me... a little rooster!"
And by this point, the bus driver was fed up with him, so he said:
"Ok little Johnny, I got one for you: If your dad was a drunk, and your mom was a whore, what would that make you?"
Little Johnny smiled and said: "A bus driver!"
1. Are you talking to me because I think you talked to my backside?
2. Your mom must taste good because it is always in your mouth.
3. My foot lasts longer than your life.
What do you call a boy in your mom?
Your dad.
Why did the Titanic sink? Because your mom was on it.
Your mom is so weak, when she jumped from the Twin Towers, her baby became disabled.
If life was like Pacific Rim, I'd say your mom's pussy was a category 5.