Orphan: I fucked your mom.
Kid: At least mine survived from it.
Your Mom Jokes
YOUR MOM sucks my dick 24/7.
Your mom laughs at your father, because he has an ugly wife.
What do you call a duck with no head?
Your mom gay.
Yeah man, you watch Pornhub, and you have premium too, but at least I don't need Premium to see your mom in bed.
Your mom is so weak, when she jumped from the Twin Towers, her baby became disabled.
In response to a buddy saying they joined a golf club:
"Jfc, youβve gone softer than your old manβs dick after your mom suggests a romantic night in! I swear to God youβre so fucking bougie."
(Pause)
"Oh, I forgot to tell you, while you were gone I got a weird call for you... Some Jeff guy? Said something about a loan..."
"Jeff who?"
"Bezos."
What do you call a boy in your mom?
Your dad.
Your mom is so fat she won't be in a coffin when she dies. She won't fit in it.
Tell your mom happy last night. π in my bed.
Why'd the Titanic sink? Because your mom was still on it!
This page is for fat jokes, right? Well, I am breaking the mold! Yo Mama so fat! That's not a Joke it's True.
P.S. If your mom is actually fat, then I am sorry that I don't care.
If you're an orphan, it must be pretty hard taking "your mom" jokes.
What's the difference between your mom and a mosquito?
Answer: The mosquito stops sucking if you slap hard enough.
Your mom is hot.
Where was your mom last night? In the man club?
Your mom is so fat that Dora couldn't explore her.
Lol, this joke may not be funny, but what do you call your mom fat and emo?
B b b b bird bird bird, the bird banged your mom!
Sike, I lied, your mom is a guy!
