Your mom jokes

Your mom is the biggest tosser on the planet, yeah, you heard right.

I don't have to strain myself a blood vessel and be wankin' solo anymore; she saved me a whole load of arthritis.

Your mom was absolutely getting drilled by me on the living room floor last night.

I like it when your mom keeps on top of things.

(Male fantasy)

Yeah, on top of me on the living room carpet, snogging my face off.

Your mom smells so bad she could stun a horse in a field.

As soon as I saw your mom, my Premature Ejaculation went off.

Where's your mom at?

Your mom is so stupid, she thought eating ass was cannibalism.

Your mom is so ugly, she's the reason he swerved.

Your hairline is so far back your mom can't cut it.

What's the difference between a cheater and your mom?

They both cheated!

When I was walking home, a couple of married guys were saying, "Your mom is good at her job," but I realized my mom doesn't work.

So I ask my mom, "Why are these guys saying you're good at your job? You don't work." My mom said, "Yeah, I got a new job." So I said, "What do you do?" My mom said, "Job hand, no, I mean it's called a hand job."

Your mom is so fat when she skipped a meal, the whole stock market crashed.

Your mom is so fat she tripped, and I didn’t even laugh, but the sidewalk cracked up.

Saw that shit on Roblox.

Your Mom so fat that she went on to commit suicide, but the roof fell off.....

Peter: *curses*

Sam: Wow, do you kiss your mom with that mouth?

Peter: Jokes on you, I don't have a mom.

Tony: *having a heart attack* AFSJDHFKJJD Peter, we talked about this!!!

What's the difference between your mom and a fat female cow...

A female cow doesn't have a dick.

I bet when your mom first saw you, she said, "Oh my god, this ain't my child. My child would look amazing."

Guys, can we stop this stupid drama? I just wanna post my "Doin' Your Mom" lyrics and funny jokes! Please stop it!

Person: Where's your mom and dad?

Orphan: :(

Your mom is so fat that she thought Eminem is a candy.

What happened when a kid bullied an orphan?

The orphan said, "I’m going to tell my mom!"

Bully: "I wanna see your mom!"

Narrator: At that moment, he knew he messed up.

This was my friend's joke he wanted me to post;)