Your mom jokes
When you say, "I wish I could cut off these bumps on my neck." (Your mom walking to you with a knife.)
Your mom's so fat, she annexed Crimea!
Your Mom is so friking fat, that when she ripped her pants and went to the seamster, they said, "We don't sew curtains!"
The woman had a dick, lol, it's your mom ahahahahahaha, yeah YOU! Jhon man! In New York City I am on to you! I will be under your bed tonight lol get a bodyguard!
Roses are red, violets are blue, people think that you’re fat, until they saw your mom.
Your mom is so hairy that King Kong got jealous of her.
Why couldn't your mom make you dinner? Because she's dead!
Why did your mom cross the road?
You were on the same side as her, and she wanted to get as far away from you as possible.
Me: Where's your mom?
Kid: [cries]
Me: [leaving from the adoption center]
Your mom was so fat that she couldn't have a man and couldn't go through the door.
I'M JOKING, DON'T GET MAD!
Your mom uses the equator as a belt.
Your mom is so fat, she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl.
Orphanage kid: You’re ugly!
Kid with mother: Your mom!
I accidentally said, "Go cry to your mom," to an orphan. 😭
Your mom is emo, Deacon.
Knock, knock.
Your mom.
Guy on Fortnite: "Ima sleep with your mom lmao."
Orphan: Starts crying.
Where's your mom at?
Hey guys, starting tomorrow, I will put one letter of the "doin your mom" song every day. Can I finish the song?
Also, I might be in Fortnite, hehehehehe.
Yo forehead so angled, your mom could walk up.