yo mama is so fat they had to flood the superbowl to give her a bath
Yo mama so stupid she had a staring contest with a mirror.
Yo mama so fat she is one of the boulders in Indiana jones.
Yo mama so ugly, she looks like a green bean with googly eyes.
Yo mama so fat she thought RAW MEN was RAMEN
Yo mama so fat a bombing and 89 story’s didn’t kill her
Yo Momma so fat she uses a mattress as a diaper.
What is a cow on two legs?
YO MAMA
Yo mama is so fat she jumped to the air and got stuck
yo mama so ugly that when she went through a face id it didn't think she was human
Yo mama is so fat, when she took a walk she made an earthquake!!!!!
Yo mama so stupid, when her phone dies she burries it
Yo mama's hairline got so many peaks and valleys, and you thought you were looking at the grand canyon.
YOUR MAMA SO FAT THAT WHEN SHE WENT TO MCDONALDS THEY SAID, "sorry you've had enough mam"
yo mama feet is so fat she had to wear a sock on each toe
Yo mama is so skinny she uses floss as toilet paper
Yo mama so poor, she buys used food.
yo mama so fat she stepped on earth and the earth cracked
you mama so stupid she failed a survey
Yo mama so fat that when she went into a crowd wearing a blue shirt everyone yelled tsunami!
