Yo mama jokes

Yo mama's so fat, when she skips a meal, the stock market drops.

Yo mama's so fat that when she went sky diving, she caused another global extinction.

Yo mama so ugly, when she went to unlock her phone with her face, it said, "disconnected."

Yo mama's so gay that, after watching Aladdin, she tried to fly on a pride flag!

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Yo mama so ugly that when she was born, the doctor looked at her face, then at her butt and said, "Twins!"

Yo mama is so stupid, because when she gave birth to you, she asked for a receipt!

Yo mama is so fat, when she saw the Titanic, she called it small.

Yo mama so fat, I took a picture of her and she was on both sides of it.

Yo mama so dumb, when Fox Five said it's chilly outside, she brought a bowlllllll!

Yo mama so ugly, she got a lifetime ban from KFC for ordering too many burgers.

Yo mama so fat, she uses a mattress as a diaper.

yo mama so fat she went swimming with the whales and sang "weeeeeee areeeee fammmilllyyyyy!!!!!!!"

Yo mama so fat, she blocked my internet connection.

Yo mama so fat, the Egyptians modeled the pyramids based on her.

When your mama went to Sea World, the whales started singing, "We are family, even though you're fatter than me!"

Yo mama so hairy that the zookeepers called a code red thinking an ape got loose.

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Yo mama so fat her yearbook picture was a double-page spread.

Yo mamma's so fat no one was laughing, but the ground was cracking up.