Yo mama jokes
Yo mama so fat, that’s why people don’t want to marry her, except for fat guys.
Yo mama's so gay that, after watching Aladdin, she tried to fly on a pride flag!
Yo mama so hairy that she got a haircut and lost 47 pounds.
Yo mama so American, she deported Dora the Explorer!
Yo mama so ugly when her parents had a gender reveal party the balloon came out green.
Yo mama so stupid that, when she heard about cookies on the internet, she ate her computer.
Yo mama so fat, Thanos had to snap twice.
Yo mama so stupid, she made Patrick run away because he thought it was contagious! 🤣
Yo mama so fat, she has her own event horizon.
Yo mama so hairy that the zookeepers called a code red thinking an ape got loose.
Yo mama so stupid, she tried to take Snoop Dogg for a walk.
Yo mama so stupid, she tried to put Vin Diesel in her gas tank.
Yo mama so stupid, she tried to mop the floor with Taylor Swift.
Yo mama so stupid, she tried to ring Kristen Bell.
Yo mama so stupid, she tried to skim Dwayne Johnson across a lake.
Yo mama so hot, she can fit in a mug.
Yo mama is so dumb, she sits on the TV and watches sofa.
Yo mama is so fat, her car has stretch marks.
Yo mama so fat, when she joined Team 10...
It became TEAM, 10, TONS!
I fiddled your mum last night, she fucking moaned like a fucking wilder beast.
Yo mama so fat, I stood next to her and lost cell phone reception.
Yo mama so scary, the government moved Halloween to her birthday!
Yo mama so stupid, when she was in court and the judge said, "Order, order," she said, "Pizza."
Yo mama so lazy that she didn’t give birth to you until you were 15.