Yo mama jokes
Yo mama so poor, the Greasers got jealous.
Zis iz za best joke in za west: exsepz if zu put ketup in shawarma itz yo mama!
Yo mama so fat that when she sits on the beach, she sinks!
Yo mama is so fat, she gave a memory foam mattress Alzheimer's.
Yo mama so fat if she turned into food, she could solve world hunger.
Holy cow!
A pair of cows were talking in the field. One says, “Have you heard about the mad cow disease that’s going around?”
“Yeah,” the other cow says. “Makes me glad I’m a penguin.”
Yo mama so ugly that when the Kool-Aid Man busted through her wall, he said, “Oh no!”
Yo mama so stupid that she tried to ride Ponyboy Curtis.
Yo mama so strict that when Ponyboy told her that Darry hit him, she called the cops on Darry.
Yo mama's so fat, it took me two buses and a train to get to her good side.
Yo mama so fat that when she took a selfie, she needed two phones.
Yo mama so old, her photos are in a museum and her friends are in a graveyard.
Yo mama so fat and old, she is the reason the Great Depression happened.
Yo mama so Karen that when she went to hell, she asked Satan for the manager.
Yo momma so queer that she thinks Paige Stawicki will be the first female in the NHL.
Yo mama is so ugly that Rick Astley gave her up.
Yo mama so stupid, your mama thinks that VR is real life.
Yo mama is so fat that her wheelchair had to be made into a couch!
Yo mama so nasty, she gave yo daddy head, then gave you a kiss good night.
Yo mama's so fat, when she wants to take a bath, they need to make more H2O.