Yo Mama Jokes

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Yo mama so stupid, she tried to stop the Cold War with a heater.

yo mama so fat that if she didn't eat for a day there would be enough food to feed africans for 500 years

Yo mama so gay she almost past away

yo momma so gay you sucked her balls

yo daddy so stupid he went to the HO-tel to see somes hoes

Yo mama so far I thought see was a beach whale

Yo mamas teeth are so yellow kids thought they were mini school buses

Yo mama so fat she can't walk for five seconds without sweating causing a tsunami

Yo mama so stupid she brought weed to the high way, Then sh realized im not stupid i was just high as a bitch she just got fucked so hard by her man she thought she was high.

Yo mama so fat that’s why people don’t want to marry her except for fat guys

ur mom is so fat buzz light year had to say to infinity to beyond to leave her house

i killed a man in 94

your mum so cute that i asked for her number ans she said yes and now were dating

Yo mama so ugly that when she turned on the tv it changed channels by it self

Yo mama so nice she

Yo momma's decided to go to KFC, until she realized she had to share with her family, so she bought ten buckets and cashier said ''here is the reciept'' now yo momma got afraid of how much money she had to spend, despiting on how she spended more than drakes net worth that he can even lend, she went back home seeing her family looking at her and the KFC, thinking that could be her rent, but the whole family dug into the food, by the second they see the plates empty, and seeing the lazy mom steady, she ate so much she wasn't ready until she fell, which caused an earthquake, which made her go to jail, which caused her to be scary.