Yo mama jokes
Picture of yo mama last Christmas and the damn thing’s still printing.
Yo mama so fat, she needs 500,000 calories a day to keep her fueled.
Yo mama so ugly, she looked in the mirror and it broke.
Yo mama so fat, she broke the stairs to heaven.
Yo mama so fat that you need a jack stand to get her up.
I call this my great talk with Siri.
Me: Hey Siri, give me a "yo mama" joke.
Siri: My mother? Huh?
Me: Did I stutter?
Siri: Interesting question.
Me: It wasn’t a question.
Siri: I’m not sure I understand?
Me: You should understand.
Siri: Hmm... Is there something else I can help with?
Me: No, you b***.
Yo mama so fat...
That when she used a jump rope... Every time she jumped caused a giant cataclysm!
Yo mama so fat that when she saw Thanos and he tried to snap her out of existence, it didn't work, and he said, "Man, I quit!"
The only people who do yo mama jokes wish they had a mom.
Yo mama so fat, when she jumps, NASA says a meteor hits Earth.
Yo mama so fat, every time she measures her carbon footprint the website breaks.
Yo momma's so stupid, her family tree is a telephone pole.
Your mum is so fat, when I was driving I had to swerve to avoid [her]. By the time I had finished, I had ran out of gas.
Yo mama so ugly, when she sweats, the sweat runs down the back of her head to avoid her face.
Yo mama so ugly that she gives Freddy Krueger nightmares.
"Dream, yo mama so ugly, when she went in the bathtub, the water jumped out!"
Yo mama so scary that the monsters have to look under the bed for her.
Yo mama so ugly that the monsters thought that she was their mother.
“In yo mama.”
Yo mama's so fat, when she went on the scale it said, "Still counting."
Your mama's so ugly, when she looked in the mirror, it said, "Viewer discretion advised!"