Yo mama jokes
The one good thing about an orphan is that they don't get roasted with a "yo mama" joke.
Yo mama so ugly when she played Five Nights at Freddy's, they thought that she was already in an animatronic costume.
Yo mama so fat that when she saw Thanos and he tried to snap her out of existence, it didn't work, and he said, "Man, I quit!"
Did you know that if you go into an orphanage and tell them a "yo mama" joke, they won’t get it?
"Parademics are so bad, yo mama can't stop!"
Yo mama so tall, she eats paramedics.
Yo mama is so dumb, her reflection said, "Who are you?"
Yo mama so dumb, when she looked at the light, she said, "Why is the sun so close to me?"
The only people who do yo mama jokes wish they had a mom.
"Yo mama so... Wait... Whose mother am I speaking of?"
Q: What do you call a clean idiot?
A: Soap on a Dope.
Q: What do you call a tsunami?
A: Your mom's water breaking.
Spy: Hahaha.
Me: What?
Spy: Time to pick up your mother.
Me: Oh no....
Yo mama so stupid, she went to the Super Bowl with a spoon!
Yo mama so fat that when she sits down, global warming starts.
Yo mama so ugly, when she entered the scare factory, she came out with a job application.
Yo mama so ugly that on Halloween she didn't get candy.
Yo mama's so fat, when she went on the scale it said, "Still counting."
Yo mama so fat...
That when she used a jump rope... Every time she jumped caused a giant cataclysm!
Yo mama so ugly, she the real reason all the dodos died.