Yo mama jokes
Yo mama is so dumb, she plays Pokémon and doesn’t catch any.
Yo mama so ugly, she made One Direction go the other direction.
Yo mama so ugly, she made One Direction go the other direction.
Yo mama so fat, she broke the stairs to heaven.
Yo mama so ugly, she looked in the mirror and it broke.
Yo mama so stupid, she thought baseballs were at Batman!
Yo mama is so fat.
When the 🌞 retired, she was eligible to take its place.
Yo mama so fat that you need a jack stand to get her up.
Yo mama so fat that when she gets in the truck, it breaks.
I call this my great talk with Siri.
Me: Hey Siri, give me a "yo mama" joke.
Siri: My mother? Huh?
Me: Did I stutter?
Siri: Interesting question.
Me: It wasn’t a question.
Siri: I’m not sure I understand?
Me: You should understand.
Siri: Hmm... Is there something else I can help with?
Me: No, you b***.
Yo mama's so—oh wait, you don't have one.
Yo mama is so fat that she crushed her PlayStation profile.
Yo mama is so Jewish that pennies run away from getting pinched by her.
Yo mama so dumb she bought a toolkit to open up a Roth IRA.
Yo mama so fat, even Dora can’t explore her.
Yo mama so Irish that she thought the Chicago Shamrox were a Quadball team.
Yo Mama is so dumb, she works best when she is unemployed.
Yo mama is so ugly that even scammers wouldn't go after her money.
Yo mama so ugly that she's the reason monsters hide under the beds.
Yo mama so poor, when I ring the doorbell, she says, "DING!"