Yo mama jokes
Yo mama so fat if she turned into food, she could solve world hunger.
Yo mama so dumb, she thought TikTok was an alarm setup.
Your mom disrespected your dad when he saw your face.
Yo mama's so fat, when she walked by the TV when I was watching a show, I waited, and when she finally passed by, Netflix said suggestions: Hulu, and Peacock.
Yo mama so Karen that when she went to hell, she asked Satan for the manager.
Yo mama is so stupid that she asked how much is a free sample.
Yo mama is so fat that her wheelchair had to be made into a couch!
Holy cow!
A pair of cows were talking in the field. One says, “Have you heard about the mad cow disease that’s going around?”
“Yeah,” the other cow says. “Makes me glad I’m a penguin.”
Yo mama so ugly that when the Kool-Aid Man busted through her wall, he said, “Oh no!”
Yo mama so stupid that she tried to ride Ponyboy Curtis.
Yo mama so strict that when Ponyboy told her that Darry hit him, she called the cops on Darry.
Yo momma so dumb that she thought Auradon was in "Varian And The Seven Kingdoms."
Yo mama's so fat, it took me two buses and a train to get to her good side.
Yo mama so fat she is the Google JavaScript loading.
Yo mama so stupid, she tried to wake up sleeping pills.
Yo mama so ugly when she looked in the mirror, her reflection threw up and ran away.
Yo mama is so strict that in The Outsiders, she was Darry.
Yo mama is so ugly that not even the Socs wanted to jump her.
Yo mama so rich the Socs got jealous.
Yo mama so poor, the Greasers got jealous.