Your mama smells so bad that everytime she goes outside, she gets ticketed for pollution. She's so ugly that everytime she looks out a window, she gets arrested for mooning.
Your mama is so stupid.
Your dad said, "You're driving me crazy," so your mom handed him the keys and said, "You can drive."
Your mama is so fat.
She steps on the scales. She has to return in a couple days to get the results.
Yo mama so fat that when she sits, she makes a 7.4 earthquake.
Yo mama so ugly, we all are trying to help her look better.
Yo mama so dumb, when her computer was asking for cookies, she grabbed a cookie, smashed it onto the screen, and broke the computer.
Yo mama so fat, flat earthers say she's round.
When your mum went to the UK and wore a yellow jacket, everyone started yelling "Taxi! Taxi!"
Yo mama so dumb, she thought TikTok was an alarm setup.
Yo mama so old, her photos are in a museum and her friends are in a graveyard.
Yo mama so nasty, she gave yo daddy head, then gave you a kiss good night.
Yo mama joke.
Yo mama is so fat, when she was a spy, she was called "double obese."
The one good thing about an orphan is that they don't get roasted with a "yo mama" joke.
Yo mama so ugly, she the real reason all the dodos died.
Yo mama so fat, when she got ran over, the van did a 360 flip to Mars!
Yo mama so fat.
She is the reason why people think that the Earth is flat.
Yo mama so fat, even Bob the Builder said, "We can't fix that!"
Your mum is so fat, when I was driving I had to swerve to avoid [her]. By the time I had finished, I had ran out of gas.
Yo mama so ugly, when she sweats, the sweat runs down the back of her head to avoid her face.
