Yo mama jokes
Your mama is so ugly even the trolls threw up.
Yo mama so ugly even bullets refuse to kill her.
Yo mama so [full of] kidney stones Thanos used them for his gauntlet.
Yo mama so fat...
...people in Florida start buying flood insurance when they see her waddling toward the ocean.
Yo mama is so stupid, she took her dog to the vet because she thought he had a tube of lipstick stuck between his legs.
Blood may be thicker than water, but yo mama is thicker than anything!
Your mom is fat.
Oooo, roasted!
Yo mama so ugly, she looked in the mirror and it broke.
Yo mama so fat when she went on a plane, somebody yelled "A solar eclipse!"
Yo mama is so ugly, when she went for plastic surgery, they accidentally gave her face a Brazilian Butt Lift!
Kid: I don't want to go to the movies.
Mom: Shut your mouth and clean my room!
Yo mama so skinny, she choked on a SINGLE STRAND OF SPAGHETTI!
Yo mama so stupid, she made an appointment with Dr. Pepper.
Your momma's so dumb, she tried to climb Mountain Dew.
Yo mama is so fat.
When the 🌞 retired, she was eligible to take its place.
Holy cow!
A pair of cows were talking in the field. One says, “Have you heard about the mad cow disease that’s going around?”
“Yeah,” the other cow says. “Makes me glad I’m a penguin.”
Yo mama so stupid, she made Patrick run away because he thought it was contagious! 🤣
I bet you like men!
Yo mama's so fat, when she walked by the TV when I was watching a show, I waited, and when she finally passed by, Netflix said suggestions: Hulu, and Peacock.
Yo mama so fat, she curves space and time.