Yo mama jokes
Yo mama so ugly, she has a sign in her garden saying, “Beware of the dog!”
Yo mama so fat, her birth certificate was an apology letter.
Yo mama so fat, she needs 500,000 calories a day to keep her fueled.
Yo mama so fat, she had to get baptized in the ocean.
Yo mama so fat... she brought a spoon... to the SUPER BOOOOOOWL! YEAHHHHHHH!!!!!
Yo mama so stupid that she had an appointment with Dr. Pepper.
Your mama so fat that when you were born, yo mama gave you carpet burn.
Yo mama is so dumb, she plays Pokémon and doesn’t catch any.
Yo mama so ugly, she made One Direction go the other direction.
Yo mama so ugly, she looked in the mirror and it broke.
Yo mama so stupid, she thought baseballs were at Batman!
Yo mama so ugly, she made One Direction go the other direction.
I love my family.
Yo mama so fat, she broke the stairs to heaven.
Your mama so ugly, when the baby came out of her, the baby didn't cry. The baby said, "What the hell is this shit?" and walked out of the hospital.
Yo mama is so fat.
When the 🌞 retired, she was eligible to take its place.
I call this my great talk with Siri.
Me: Hey Siri, give me a "yo mama" joke.
Siri: My mother? Huh?
Me: Did I stutter?
Siri: Interesting question.
Me: It wasn’t a question.
Siri: I’m not sure I understand?
Me: You should understand.
Siri: Hmm... Is there something else I can help with?
Me: No, you b***.
Yo mama so Irish that she thought the Chicago Shamrox were a Quadball team.
Yo mama so fat, she has her own gravitational pull.
Yo mama so thick, they need an aircraft carrier to take her places.