Yo mama jokes

Your mama's so ugly, when she looked in the mirror, it said, "Viewer discretion advised!"

Yo mama so fat, when she got ran over, the van did a 360 flip to Mars!

Yo mama is so fat, when she was a spy, she was called "double obese."

Yo mama joke.

The one good thing about an orphan is that they don't get roasted with a "yo mama" joke.

Yo mama so ugly, she the real reason all the dodos died.

"Dream, yo mama so ugly, when she went in the bathtub, the water jumped out!"

Yo mama so fat, when she jumps, NASA says a meteor hits Earth.

Yo mama so fat, every time she measures her carbon footprint the website breaks.

Yo momma's so stupid, her family tree is a telephone pole.

Yo mama so ugly that she gives Freddy Krueger nightmares.

Your mum is so fat, when I was driving I had to swerve to avoid [her]. By the time I had finished, I had ran out of gas.

Yo mama so fat.

She is the reason why people think that the Earth is flat.

Yo mama so fat, even Bob the Builder said, "We can't fix that!"

Stop it with the "yo mama" jokes. They are just offensive.

"Parademics are so bad, yo mama can't stop!"

Yo mama looks like the dinosaur from Lilo & Stitch.

Yo mama so ugly that when she looked at the sun, it exploded.

Did you know that if you go into an orphanage and tell them a "yo mama" joke, they won’t get it?

Yo mama so ugly when she played Five Nights at Freddy's, they thought that she was already in an animatronic costume.