Yo mama jokes
Yo mama so fat, when she sat on Walmart, the prices went down.
Yo mama so stupid, when her phone dies, she buries it.
Yo mama is so fat, when she got on the scale it said, "One at a time, please."
Yo mama so stupid, she thought Fruit Ninja was a gay weeaboo!
Yo mama is so poor, she asked a homeless guy for money.
Yo momma so dumb, she washes her dishes in the river.
Yo momma so stupid that someone said, "You're not that wealthy," and she went to a doctor.
Yo momma so fat, her four kids use her as a bed and her fat rolls as cozy blankets.
Yo momma so fat, she glues together rags as clothes.
Yo mama is so fat, it took Nationwide 15 years to get on her side.
Yo mama so short, she wakes up every day in a brick house singing “Everything is Awesome”.
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Yo mama is so fat, she sat on a quarter and popped a booger out of George Washington's nose.
Chuck Norris destroys the yo mama!
Your mom is fat.
Oooo, roasted!
Yo mama so stupid, she said, "Where are my gifts?" on Father's Day.
Yo mama is so ugly Bob the Builder said, "I can't fix that!"
Yo mama is so skinny, she uses floss as toilet paper.
Yo mama so fat, she got more rolls than the sand dunes.
Yo mama is so stupid, she shoved two double A batteries up her butt and said, “I’ve got the power!”