Yo momma is so ugly, Slenderman runs from her.
It's also why he has no eyes.
Yo mama like a penny: two-faced, worthless, and in everybody’s pants.
Yo mama so hairy, you got carpet burn when you were born.
Yo mama so blind that when she played Fortnite, she got her vision back, got 'em!
Yo mama's so fat, when God said, "Let there be light," he asked her to move out of the way.
Yo mama is so stupid, she thought that fruit punch was a boxer.
Yo mama is so ugly, when there was a tornado, the tornado refused to suck her up.
Yo mama's so stupid, she had a staring contest with a mirror.
Yo mama is so fat, when she took a walk, she made an earthquake!
Yo mama is so ugly, she gave Michael Myers nightmares.
Yo mama is so ugly she's really the reason phone screens cracked!
Yo mama is so ugly, she turned a knife into a statue.
Yo mama is so ugly, the sunglasses walked away.
Yo mama is so slow, they had to wait six hours for the crane to finally show up.
Yo mama is so slow, when she stepped on the highway they had to order a crane to come move her from starting traffic.
Yo mama so stupid that, when she heard about cookies on the internet, she ate her computer.
Yo mama so fat, when she sat on Walmart, the prices went down.
Yo mama so stupid, when her phone dies, she buries it.
Yo mama is so fat, when she got on the scale it said, "One at a time, please."
Yo mama so stupid, she thought Fruit Ninja was a gay weeaboo!
