Yo mama

Yo mama jokes

Yo mama's so dumb, her dad said, "You're driving me crazy," and she said, "I didn't know crazy was a place!"

Yo momma is so ugly, Slenderman runs from her.

It's also why he has no eyes.

Yo mama so blind that when she played Fortnite, she got her vision back, got 'em!

Yo mama's so fat, when God said, "Let there be light," he asked her to move out of the way.

Yo mama is so ugly, when there was a tornado, the tornado refused to suck her up.

Yo mama is so slow, when she stepped on the highway they had to order a crane to come move her from starting traffic.