Yo mama jokes
Yo mama's so stupid she got locked in Mattress World and slept on the floor.
Yo mama is so stupid that she got fired from the M&M factory for throwing away all the W's.
Yo mama so fat, she got arrested for carrying 10 pounds of CRACK.
Yo mama so ugly, Bloody Mary handed her an application through the mirror.
Yo mama is so ugly, even the ugliest person in the world looked like a sword standing next to her.
Yo mama so tall!!! When she wakes up from her bed, she stands up and finds NASA beside her face, and she thinks it's a fly!!!
Yo mama so fat! When she jumps into a pool, NASA found water on Mars!
Yo mama so fat, when Santa Claus went down the chimney, he said, "Ho, ho, hooooly sh*t!"
Yo mama is so stupid that she thought NASA is a gaming program!
I saw your mother get into a white Ford Taurus on the corner of Milton and Halliburton, and you're still trying to tell me she ain't got no job cause she "can't get a ride to work?"
Yo mama's ass is so fat it has its own congressman.
Yo mama so fat, when you married your sister, she was big enough to sit on the groom's side and the bride's side.
Yo mama's so old, when she was a girl, rainbows were black and white.
Yo mama's so poor, I knocked on the front door of her house and realized I was already outside in her backyard!
Yo mama so fat, she is fat!
Yo mama so stupid... She tried to climb...
Mountain Dew!
Yo mama so fat, when she joined Team 10... It became TEAM, 10, TONS!
Yo mama so fat, when she plays Undertale, Omega Flowey's mouth isn't big enough to eat her!
Yo mama so stupid, when I told her she needed some cats, she came back with... CRASH, ARENA, TURBO STARS!
Yo mama so fat, she doesn't need internet, because she's already WORLDWIDE!