Yo mama jokes

Yo mama is so stupid it takes her an hour to cook minute rice.

Yo momma so short... You can see her feet on her driver's license photo!

Yo mama so dumb when the weather said "it's chili outside," she went inside a goal, small and a bowl.

Yo mama is so fat that you should really take care of her because diabetes is a serious problem and she might die.

Yo mama so fat that when she sits down, the earth falls out of the Solar System.

Yo mama got a daughter in a relationship, and I don't have time for you, ASAP, daughter, daughter, or your mother, or your call, or your choice of choice.

Yo mama so fat that she should be worried for her health and go see a doctor.

Yo mama is so ugly, she makes the devil read the Bible.

Which sex position produces the ugliest children?

Go ask your mother.

Yo mama so dumb, she thought a quarterback was a refund.

Yo mama is so ugly, she walked into a haunted house and walked out with a job application.

Yo mama so poor, the ducks throw bread at her.

Yo mama so fat, when she goes to the beach, the people shout, "Free Willy!"

Yo mama is so poor, she buys used food.

Yo mama was really the reason why the Titanic sunk.

Yo mama so fat, she has her own event horizon.

Yo mama so fat, her blood type is mayonnaise.

Yo mama is so nasty, she buys sex toys at the second-hand shop.

Yo mama so fat, she got baptized at SeaWorld.

Yo mama so fat, NASA has a satellite orbiting around her.