Yo Mama Jokes

Yo mama so FAT, she can't handle files bigger than 4 GB.

Yo mama so fat, when she walked by the TV, I missed three episodes.

Yo mama stops at the PokeStop... to buy a Big Mac.

Yo mama is so fat, she takes her selfies in panoramic mode.

Yo mama is so unfamiliar with the gym, she calls it James.

Yo mama is so ugly, when she goes to the photographer, he shoots himself.

Yo mama is so ugly, when she goes into a bank, they turn off the cameras.

Yo mama is so ugly, her portraits hang themselves.

Yo mama's so fat, she works in the movie theater as a screen.

Yo mama is so fat, she goes to the beach to sell shade.

Yo mama so stupid, she asks for the restroom on Amazon.

Yo mama so stupid, she tried to straighten her pubic hair and burned her balls.

Your mom sings "It's the Final Countdown" while pooping.

Yo mama played the iceberg in Titanic.

Yo mama so stupid, she hides behind a glass door when playing hide and seek.

Yo mama so fat, even Bob the Builder said, "We can't fix that!"

Yo mama so fat, you must refuel twice to run over her with a car.

Your mom laughs at your father, because he has an ugly wife.

Your mom finds a mirror on the scrapyard and says, "I would have thrown away a picture like that, too!"

Yo mama so fat, she curves space and time.