So I made a parody for "Me, Myself, and I." It goes like this: "Me, Myself, and I, I'm gonna drink bleach until I die!"
Yo Mama Jokes
Yo mama so ugly, when she entered the scare factory, she came out with a job application.
Your mama so ugly, when the baby came out of her, the baby didn't cry. The baby said, "What the hell is this shit?" and walked out of the hospital.
Yo mama so fat even Dora can't explore it.
Yo mama so ugly, she made Kanye West go east.
Yo mama so poor she walked into an elevator and thought it was a mobile home.
Yo mama so stupid, she went to the Super Bowl with a spoon!
Your mama so fat, when Pennywise said, "We all float down here," he saw her and suddenly knew he was mistaken.
Yo mama so fat, She the iceberg.
Spy: Hahaha.
Me: What?
Spy: Time to pick up your mother.
Me: Oh no....
Yo mama so fat when she wanted to get wet, she used the highway as a slippin' slide!
Your mama is so fat that when she wears yellow, kids run after her thinking they missed the school bus.
Your mama is so stupid, she bought tickets for Xbox Live.
Your mama is so stupid, she went to the dentist to get a Bluetooth.
Q: What do you call a tsunami?
A: Your mom's water breaking.
Yo mama so fat that when she sits down, global warming starts.
What's the difference between that bridge and my will to live? None, they're both too short.
Yo mama is so fat that when she put on a yellow dress, people called her "taxi."
Yo mamma so ugly that even God said, "Be gone, DEMON!"
Yo mama so hairy, when the baby came out, the baby died because of carpet burning!
