Yo mama so fat, she is 4 feet tall laying down.
yo mama so dumb she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept
yo mama so old on her birth certificate it said expired yo mama so fat when she sat non a rainbow skittles popped out yo mama so fat when she sat on walmart the prices went down yo mama so poor she chases a garbage truck with a shopping list yo mama so ugly she made the deviel go to church
Yo mama is so dumb, she put speed bumps on the race track.
Yo mama so fat, a bus ran into her and she said "WHO THREW THAT TWINKIE AT ME?!"
Why did the chicken cross the road?
IDK! WHY?
To go see yo mama!
Yo mama eats so much she spends her whole life on the toilet
Yo mama's feet are so fat, she had to wear a sock on each toe.
Yo mama so fat, when she said, "I want a boat," they gave her a naval ship.
yo mama cheeks are red idk why
Yo mama so ugly she made onedirection go the other direction
yomama so ugly she made onedirection go the other direction.
Yo mama so stupid She starved in a grocery store
Yo mama is so stupid, when she took a trip to Disneyland and a sign on the highway said “Disney left,” she went home.
Yo mama is so old, I told her to act her age, and she died.
Yo mama is so stupid, she got hit by a parked car.
Yo mama is so skinny, she can dodge raindrops.
Yo mama so tall, she was next to Neil Armstrong on the moon.
Yo mama is so fat that when she sits on the internet, it will take a day to send!
Yo mama slept with so many guys she's starting to look like one.
