Yo mama jokes

Yo mama is so fat, that when I unfollowed her on Instagram, my phone got 1 GB of storage.

Yo mama so fat that she broke the chair by sitting on it.

Yo mama so fat, she needs to go to the gym.

Yo mama's so fat, when she fell I didn't laugh, but the sidewalk cracked up.

Yo mama so fat, everytime she has to use the world's largest knife.

Yo mama is so fat, she turned all the mermaids to fishes!

Yo mama's so fat, she invented double doors!

Stop it with the "yo mama" jokes. They are just offensive.

Yo mama so stupid, she spoke into a letter for voicemail.

Yo mama so fat, when she went sky diving everyone screamed "METEOR!!!"

Yo mama is so ugly, when she took a bath, the water jumped out.

Yo mama so fat, the last time she 90210 was on a scale.

Yo mama so fat when she went on a plane, somebody yelled "A solar eclipse!"

Yo mama so fat, when she goes to get grapes off a bush, the bush says, "Bitch, I never thought they can grow that big!"

Yo mama so poop and peepee and sucks on dick.

Yo mama so ugly that Mr. Rogers doesn’t wanna be her neighbor.

Yo mama so ugly when her parents had a gender reveal party the balloon came out green.

Yo mama so fat when she jumped in the water, the whales started singing "We are a family, even though you fatter than me."

Yo mama so stupid she threw a Mother's Day party at an orphanage.

Yo mama's so fat, when she sits on a dollar, four quarters pop out.